Probably not.
But I just had a very strange dream. I dreamed that I flew to southern California with my Mom. I kept thinking that I should call Eyeballkid, but at first my mom thought that was a bad idea and then changed her mind. Then I walked around what I guess was LA(I've never been) and while I was in the lobby of some building it began snowing.Then I woke up.
Weird.
Posted by: jonmc on December 22, 2002 08:37 AMjonmc and Trent Lott: both dreaming of a white Christmas.
Posted by: ColdChef on December 22, 2002 11:24 AM"Remember Trent, keep the black string and this white cord separate but equal."
Posted by: MarsCrash on December 22, 2002 12:09 PM"No, I will not play 'walk the dog' with you, Trent. Now pull up your pants and hand me that leash!
Posted by: Crash on December 22, 2002 12:24 PMTrent tries to sexually attract his wife by doing the "happy bondage dance." Sadly, she tells him to "put that damned string away, you're not getting any nookie."
Sad.
Posted by: roe/metrocake on December 22, 2002 12:54 PM"I'll give you $10 if you eat this."
jonmc: I was considering flying out to NYC for the next MeFi meetup. Unfortunately, it looks like it'll be on a day I'm teaching at night.
Posted by: eyeballkid on December 22, 2002 01:32 PM"Is it safe?" reminds me of Lawrence Olivier in The Marathon Man grilling poor Dustin Hoffman. And nasty dentistry.
And while I have no witticisms about Trott, I would be greatly obliged if you could answer for me: "Where could I purchase some hair a la Lott?" It's a classic look that never goes out of fashion, popularized by Devo. It protects from falling objects, including but not limited to: pianos, anvils, safes, large rocks. It's multi-purpose and elegant; I want some of my very own!
Posted by: readymade on December 22, 2002 02:42 PM"It followed me all the way home."
"But, Trent, honey, there's nothing here!"
Posted by: tizzie on December 22, 2002 03:14 PMWell damn. It's either a jellyfish or a female prophylactic. Taste it and see.
Posted by: kafkastaggerlee on December 22, 2002 05:03 PMwell, gosh darn it ready made, I couldn't find you a televangelist wig...but I did find you a pompadour...will that do in a pinch? ;)
Posted by: dejah420 on December 22, 2002 05:34 PMPeople who still don't get it: Trent Lott.
"I fell into a trap." Yeah, you were, uh, lynched, right, Trent old boy? Sad.
"No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong, woman. That is not how you tie a noose. If Strom Thurmond had been elected back in forty-eight, we wouldn't even be having this conversation."
Posted by: pardon me on December 22, 2002 10:17 PMEBK, you are coming out to NYC. Just get used to that idea, ok? It'll make the visit much more enjoyable.
Posted by: adam on December 22, 2002 10:45 PM"What the fuck are you doing Tricia?! You don't put the old white poop in the same bag with the fresh brown poop! Separate bags! Jesus!"
Posted by: dong_resin on December 23, 2002 01:31 AM"I'm sorry, hun, but you can have me measure it a hundred times, it's still not going to be as big as Bennie Thompson's."
Posted by: Unclefes on December 23, 2002 02:26 AMWhen is the next NYC meetup? I propose we do it on a day when eyeballkid can come and play.
Posted by: witchstone on December 23, 2002 09:43 AMWell, I just found the Metatalk thread and put my 2 cents in, although it's probably too late. I just think a Saturday is better than a Friday in terms of finding space for all of us.
Posted by: witchstone on December 23, 2002 10:37 AMOh, whatever. All you big city Mefi types with your fancy-schmantzy drug-filled sex-crazed orgies.
When are we having a 9622 meet-up, a nice homespun event with cocktail weenies and PBR?
Posted by: tizzie on December 23, 2002 10:40 AM"I'm a racist asshole who deserves nothing less than a buggering by one of those crowd-control fire hoses I was so fond of in the 60s."
How's that?
Posted by: jpoulos on December 23, 2002 10:49 AMYou know something, the only two "Trents" I've ever heard of are Lott and this joker.
Maybe they could form a club. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at the meetings.
Posted by: jonmc on December 23, 2002 11:24 AM!!!!!
*douses ColdChef in cold water*
*wants, tries to say something*
*can't*
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