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I wasn't aware that we had competiton. "One-stop monkey goodness" indeed. I see no unruly boners, but they've got monkeys and their pets.

I think Michael Hall (not Anthony Michael Hall, thank goodness) needs to 'fess up to his stealing of our "monkey goodness" meme.

Send our pack 'o lawyers after him!

I don't know about that, but I do know what to get jonmc next Christmas. I imagine the "Gut Tidy" would be particularly appreciated.

"Lard triangles! Darling, you shouldn't have!"

Any resemblance to actual people, places, or other nouns is entirely coinkydinkal

[skippy] "I dinna think she kin tek enna more, Cap'n."

[mathowie] "I need full power in fifteen seconds, or Mefi's dead."

[skippy] "I'm givin' 'er all she kin stan', Cap'n."

[server] *sparks, smoke, acrid stench of burning silicon*

[MiguelCardoso] "Dammit mathowie, I'm a cult author, not a doctor."

[mr_crash_davis] "Ack! Ack! Phbbbbbt!"

* golf clap *

"Author! Author!"

Hey everyone.

I'll be out of town for a few days, but I wanted to wish you all a very merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays for Miguel and any other non-Christmas cats).

It's been gratifying to see the little community we've created here, not to mention the monkeys.

Hell, I'll mention them: Monkeys!

See you in a few days.

Thanks be to the simian gods, for allowing us to worship thusly. You guys are the best.

*sniff*

Quoth Crash:

I think Michael Hall (not Anthony Michael
Hall, thank goodness) needs to 'fess
up to his stealing of our "monkey goodness"
meme.

Can't confess to theft if I don't know you're
there. But to make nice anyhow, I'll drive
all three of my readers to you via a link
in my blogroll.

Ook?

-Michael

The monkeys come first, Kaf. Without them we have nothing.

Nothing!

So, you and EBK flying in for the meetup? Woo hoo!

If you're not gonna fly in, how about hopping a freight. I'll tell Eyeball to pack a harmonica.

Moochie celebrated his newfound freedom over the weekend by having his picture taken with Santa Claus,
The permit requires that the monkey be put on public display at least six times per year.

I’m no peta freak but common the monkey has to perform?!?……free moochie, or mooch the Moochie.
Well someone had to say it.

"Dammit mathowie, I'm a cult author, not a doctor."

Crash, that should be off Broadway. Realllly far off. I love it.

Believe it or not, someone has written a Star Trek musical. And it may make it to New York in the next couple of years.

I am not kidding.

Well, hard-core Trekkies and Broadway musical actors do have one thing in common: complete lack of familiarity with the naked female body.

Witchstone, I believe you. You have become my source authority for all things show biz.

Ever been in an actors' dressing room?

Trust me, they've probably seen more naked females than most straight men.

Any friend of the ape is a friend of ours. Welcome, Michael Hall.

Better than that are all the Trekkies who go to the Ren Faires, pretending to be Star Trek people who travelled back in time.

What do you mean "pretending"?

I totally agree, and in the spirit of the season and the monkeys, welcome.

I was only kidding about the pack 'o lawyers. We do have one, but they are all tame.

Trust me, they've probably seen more naked females than most straight men.

Really? What's It Like?

You have become my source authority for all things show biz.

Especially the bitterness, the shattered dreams, and the "I coulda been a contendah!" type of stuff.

I was thinking of the bright lights, the glamour, and the naked people in dressing rooms. But, whatever.

Speaking of "friends of the ape," what the hell happened to our damn brick? Commish? J-po?
And for the record, we have exactly (as of last Friday) 2 1/2 lawyers.

Happy Holidays everyone! eepeep

A while back I posted the letter that the helping hands people sent us. Apparently, they place the bricks once a year--in the summer. They claim they'll send a picture of the brick, but I'm not holding my breath on that one.

Must have missed the letter. Thanks j-po.
So what's the next cause?

Wheee! The boss just poured his homemade wine!

I feel a bit ... giddy.

Aw, shucks. Aunt Tizzie's in the hooch again.

**giggles**
This stuff gives you a buzzz!

You jest stay away from that cluster of trees don yonder, little girl. Jeremiah has his still in there and he'll shoot your head clean off if he ketches you nosin' around.

the pack 'o lawyers. We do have one, but they are all tame.

With a swig of eggnog I mention, nice way to slip that by tizzie....

Happy fucking holidays to all

Bah humbug! Yeah yeah yeah, hope it's great for you and all that.

Woohoo! I lured Michael Hall out of his lair!

Hiya, Michael! Love ya, baby!

Have a Burger King XMas, everyone.

Crash, that is so damn funny!

Welcome Michael Hall, and um, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night?

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