The Flashface site has appeared on Big Blue before, but I missed it. So, today I got to see it, and Holy Cow, is it awesome.
Anyway, that's my best effort at me, above.
Posted by mr_crash_davis at December 30, 2002 06:20 PMFun! Although I need my bangs trimmed. Thanks for the link, Crash.
Posted by: tizzie on December 30, 2002 09:42 PMThanks, tizzie. I guess everyone else is ON HOLIDAY OR SOMETHING, I'M SURE THEY'RE NOT IGNORING MY POSTS.
:)
Posted by: Crash on December 31, 2002 01:53 AMPerhaps they are carefully composing their New Year's resolutions; vowing to give up chewing on their toenail clippings or pledging to work for world peace. Either one. Or both.
Posted by: tizzie on December 31, 2002 08:00 AM*looks up from pan of frying toenails*
Someone say somethun'?
Posted by: Cyrano on December 31, 2002 10:28 AMThat thing where you pull the hangnail too aggressively and unravel a thin sheet of pink raw flesh that goes from your cuticle to your forearm and it hurts blindingly for the next solid month if even the barometric pressure changes a few millibars? I'm going to see if I can't cut back on that for 003.
That, and punching babies in restaurants.
I just want to say that Cowboy Sally has the best blog ever. Ever!!!
**sits in chair. waits patiently.**
Posted by: ufez on December 31, 2002 11:35 AMMy face is under thomcatspike at the link,
My new year's resolution can you tell, I need a hair cut.......
Posted by: Thomcatspike on December 31, 2002 12:06 PM
you can find my ugly mug under "ufez". Laugh and mock all you wish, I'm used to it.
(it still won't beat ColdChef's police sketch artist picture though. I still laugh about that one.)
Posted by: ufez on December 31, 2002 12:53 PM(it still won't beat ColdChef's police sketch artist picture
I put cold chef in search, nothing, that does beat all for a police sketch, as your the invisible man Cold Chef?
Posted by: Thomcatspike on December 31, 2002 02:02 PMAw jeez. Thanks ufez. The lapdance will be arriving shortly.
Posted by: cowboy_sally on December 31, 2002 02:11 PMEyeballkid, you look like one of the Soggy Bottom Boys in that fine, fine disguise.
Posted by: tizzie on December 31, 2002 02:30 PM**puts on silver satin pasties and g-string and begins to gyrate**
She didn't say it was from her, dude. Now hold still and try not to get all agitated...
Posted by: jonmc on December 31, 2002 02:57 PM
Oh yes - Happy New Year! May it be full of peace and monkey goodness.
Posted by: kokogiak on December 31, 2002 03:17 PM**holds still....sweats profusely**
ummmm, guys? help??
Posted by: ufez on December 31, 2002 03:19 PMI would love to check that site out but at the moment I'm in the middle of nowhere (which isn't a bad thing at all) connecting at about 12k (which is always a bad thing).
Posted by: anathema on December 31, 2002 03:31 PMI tried to make one of myself, but the hair was all wrong. So I opted for the short hair of older days, and I looked altogether weird.
Barkeep! Send a cocktail to that dancer over there, and tell him that he's got a real nice form!
*waves dollar bills at jonmc, and threatens to tuck them in his g-string*
Posted by: readymade on December 31, 2002 03:49 PMBarkeep
Another Mekong please
Yes of course, you can keep the change
A new glass here for this new friend of mine
Forgive me, I've forgot your name
Flip a coin
What shall we talk about
Heads I tell the truth
Tails I lie
I came all the way
From Taipai today
Now Bangkok's pouring rain
and I'm going blind again
And I haven't seen my girl
in fifteen thousand miles
Is it true
It's always happy hour here
If it is I'd like to stay a while
And as cliche as it sounds
I'd like to raise another round
And if your bottle's empty
Help yourself to mine
Thank you for your time
And here's to life
Barkeep
We need to go around again
One for me and what's his name
My new best friend
Deal me in
And I'll pick my cards up off the floor
I'll see my lucky coin
And raise a pack of lies
Smile to the girl at the door
Another 4 dollar whore
But don't look her in the eyes
She'll break your heart
We came all the way
From Taipai today
Now Bangkok's pissin' rain
and we're going blind again
And I haven't seen my girl
in fifteen thousand miles
Is it true
It's always happy hour here
If it is I'd like to stay a while
And as cliche as it sounds
I'd like to raise another round
And if your bottle's empty
Help yourself to mine
Thank you for your time
And here's to life
Here's to life
-The Refreshments, "Mekong"
Happy New Year.
Posted by: eyeballkid on December 31, 2002 03:58 PMHeh, that's why I had to quit dancing, the $50 bills kept giving me paper cuts in my crotch.
Oh dear. Eyeball seems to be hallucinating. Musta got into Aunt Tizzie's hooch again.
Posted by: jonmc on December 31, 2002 04:06 PM
*passes around pint jars of hootch for New Year's toast*
Who loves ya, ya buncha monkeys??
Posted by: Aunt Tizzie on December 31, 2002 04:29 PM*still sitting at work, toasts the hooch-toasters with a Minute Maidİ Lemonade*
Posted by: Crash on December 31, 2002 04:48 PMHoooooochie Mama!
Posted by: eyeballkid long lost evil twin (and why does one twin always have to be evil? i ask you, why?) on December 31, 2002 04:49 PMEvery time I tried to do me, it came out looking like one of the Three Stooges. What's up with that?
Happy New Year, Monkeys!
Posted by: yhbc on December 31, 2002 05:08 PMEvery time I tried to do me
You'd better look at your palms--pretty furry by now I imagine.
Happy Holidays, again! If any of you are in fabulous outfits this evening, I expect to see documentation.
Posted by: readymade on December 31, 2002 06:25 PM**raises oil can of Fosters**
**sings incoherant song about monkeys and new year and shmucks**
Posted by: ufez on December 31, 2002 08:22 PMHaving some Brooklyn Lager right now, while visiting relatives. When we get home, I've got some SoCo and EggNog waiting.
w00t!!
Posted by: jonmc on December 31, 2002 08:31 PMHaving some Brooklyn Lager right now, while visiting relatives. When we get home, I've got some SoCo and EggNog waiting.
w00t!!
Posted by: jonmc on December 31, 2002 08:31 PMHaving some Brooklyn Lager right now, while visiting relatives. When we get home, I've got some SoCo and EggNog waiting.
w00t!!
Posted by: jonmc on December 31, 2002 08:32 PMI'm still at Lisa's mom's house watching TV Land. I just watched the Munsters and it occured to me that Lily would be considered quite fashionable in "goth" circles.
Now they're showing the Andy Griffith show and I'm a little confused...were Goober and Gomer brothers or cousins? Considering it was mayberry they might've been both.
Posted by: jonmc on December 31, 2002 10:13 PMI'm still at Lisa's mom's house watching TV Land. I just watched the Munsters and it occured to me that Lily would be considered quite fashionable in "goth" circles.
Now they're showing the Andy Griffith show and I'm a little confused...were Goober and Gomer brothers or cousins? Considering it was mayberry they might've been both.
Posted by: jonmc on December 31, 2002 10:14 PMI'm still at Lisa's mom's house watching TV Land. I just watched the Munsters and it occured to me that Lily would be considered quite fashionable in "goth" circles.
Now they're showing the Andy Griffith show and I'm a little confused...were Goober and Gomer brothers or cousins? Considering it was mayberry they might've been both.
Posted by: jonmc on December 31, 2002 10:15 PMJon. Is your comment just echoing forward in time?
Posted by: eyeballkid on January 1, 2003 08:37 PMYou know what rocks? Fishfucker's blog. It is excellent. Also, eyeballkid's new design. It is so clean it freakin squeaks.
You guys are like gods to me in so many ways.
Posted by: tizzie on January 1, 2003 10:28 PMI have to agree on the fishfornicator's blog. It makes me laugh.
Posted by: the ghost of a texas eyeballkid on January 2, 2003 01:38 PMMy better half is an Andy Griffith expert, she says cousins.
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