"Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my geisha..."
Posted by: Crash on January 9, 2003 01:41 PM"Everything was going well until Little Buddy Guy took a shit on Keiko's Laura Ashley dress."
Posted by: witchstone on January 9, 2003 01:49 PMYoko Ono's remake of "Ran" received less than stellar reviews.
Posted by: kafkaesque on January 9, 2003 02:02 PM"Hello, this is Time-Life operator Min. Would you like to hear a sample song from our latest collection, A Simian Tribute To Don Ho?"
Posted by: pardon me on January 9, 2003 02:21 PMA somber Chuck Berry figured it like this :
Either he had to find a way to stop shrinking, or he had to stop quietly resenting the quality of the acts that would still hire him.
The look on that monkey's face is...
...inspiring.
Posted by: adampsyche on January 9, 2003 02:43 PMHe's a little bit monkey, He's a little bit rock'n'roll.
Posted by: eyeballkid on January 9, 2003 02:52 PMYes adam you're right.
(high pitch voice)
Tip toe through the tulips, Tiny Tim re-incarnated...& his geisha, Tulip, no.
Tulip as a girl's name is something I would expect find in the Orient.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on January 9, 2003 02:57 PMJocko meditates on how best to let her know it was over.
Posted by: b****fire on January 9, 2003 03:02 PMI love how s/he has it's leg out like that. A true rocker.
Posted by: anathema on January 9, 2003 03:24 PM"Star Search sure has gone to shit since Arsenio tried to ressurect it."
Posted by: ufez on January 9, 2003 03:33 PMBobo had lost himself in the zen of the six-string. His calloused paws found their way to the sweet steel cords, loosing aural joy into the cavernous arena. Feeling like a passenger in a blissful engine of sound, he watched his fingers reach into a different dimension than you and I share, and the sweet heaven they dragged back out confirmed Bobo's status as a new Rock God.
Masako, his muse, hovered close behind - an internal byproduct of Bobo's overindulgence in hard liquor, anime, schizophrenia and projection, her influence on his world grew daily.
Posted by: kokogiak on January 9, 2003 03:39 PMI just realized that reading A Confederacy of Dunces has ruined my ability to enjoy a good hot dog.
Posted by: adampsyche on January 9, 2003 03:39 PMI just realized that reading .
9622net: A Confederacy of Dunces.....oh my. The one army they would promote me to 5 star-general.
9622net: has ruined my ability to enjoy a good hot dog.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on January 9, 2003 04:11 PMI don't know what they're talking about. That album cover of John and Yoko doesn't look obscene at all.
Posted by: Mars Crash on January 9, 2003 10:33 PMOn a totally unrelated note-my son got a second nomination to the Academy from our House Representative. I called 'em, thinking he was only allowed one (remember, Jesse Helms picked him first)but it turns out he can keep the nomination. I guess the rule must be one senator and one congressman. Senator Edwards (the pretty boy who wants to be president) sent a very nice letter, tho.
I wonder if they would have nominated him if they knew how many fart jokes he makes.
Posted by: b****fire on January 10, 2003 11:16 AMSenator Edwards (the pretty boy who wants to be president)
This sounds much better if you say it in the voice of Kevin Bacon's character from JFK.
Posted by: kafkaesque on January 10, 2003 11:56 AMPerhaps the first case in history where a monkey needed to get the girl off *his* back...
Ok, it's a little weak as captions go...gimme a break, I'm exhausted. ;)
Posted by: dejah420 on January 10, 2003 04:35 PMOn a totally unrelated note-my son got a second nomination to the Academy from our House Representative.
Navel, Annapolis? I hope. But really fantastic...for him wheater Air Army or even Coast Guard. As a military man would say.
Outstanding!
What I really love about my son is that he just gave me two chocolate chip cookies from his private stash.
Without me asking.
Posted by: b****fire on January 10, 2003 11:03 PMThe inspiration for this thread, the pic above, was part of a news clip on my local tv on Saturday night...(this site is interacting with my home life)
Wheater? You know; water, Wheaton College, weather but wether or not it doesn't matter. We did have some odd weather this weekend in Dallas. It snowed...
Posted by: Thomcatspike on January 13, 2003 01:24 PMDid somebody say Will Wheaton?
Not who you thought it was, was it?
Never mind Will Wheaton...what about Wet Willie?
Well, what about em??
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