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January 28, 2003 : The new Miguel!


Hippy

Been wondering where Miguel was all this time? Wonder no more! Presenting the mastermind behind all the protests all over the world--our very own Miguel!

Posted by amberglow at January 28, 2003 10:57 PM


People have said these things about that :

quonsar ♥ miguel

Posted by: quonsar on January 28, 2003 11:02 PM

quonsar ♥ miguel

Posted by: quonsar on January 28, 2003 11:02 PM

So Miguel is Ozzy Osborne? Mt head hurts.

Posted by: dg on January 28, 2003 11:02 PM

twice even! (and props to quonsar for hosting the pic!)

Posted by: amberglow on January 28, 2003 11:03 PM

Meet the new boss -
Same as the old boss

Won't fool around with kids again!!!

Posted by: yhbc on January 28, 2003 11:06 PM

So quonsar, what is your secret? How did you manage to love Miguel twice so quickly?

Posted by: dg on January 28, 2003 11:06 PM

Christ can you imagine a show called "The Cardosos"? I'd pay to watch Miguel popping a nerve each time something he said gets deleted on MeFi!!

Posted by: riffola on January 28, 2003 11:18 PM

muhahahaha. i control the horizontal. i control the vertical. i cofFZzZZZZPPZZPZPP...

Posted by: quonsar on January 28, 2003 11:20 PM

I would love to see that show too, riffola - we could at least keep an eye on him then. I am still worried about what he has been up to all this time - bound to be something nasty.

Posted by: dg on January 28, 2003 11:25 PM

actually, he's been working on a book from what I gather.

Posted by: tj on January 28, 2003 11:37 PM

Books schmooks! Fer fucks sake, what is he, some sorta fuggin author or sumptim?

Oh. Heh. Right.

(On a side note, where's my posting access? I asked in the other thread, but people were so dazzled by brother teej that apparently it went overlooked. Or I'm a pariah. Or have the plague. Which I can handle as long as I know.

And truthfully, all I was going to post was some pilfered link from quonsar which I kept waiting for him to post over here but he never did. So, really, I don't need posting privileges, because I'm a yutz who never finds anything on the web because I find it alien and strange. So carry on, and I'll be over here finishing my brewski. Because I'm drubk. In other words, never mind.

I love monkeys, and god bless Amrika.)

Posted by: readymade on January 29, 2003 02:55 AM

You all know that I love you, right?

Posted by: readymade on January 29, 2003 02:56 AM

Hee hee, you frisky saboteurs, you!

But, yes, here's what quonsar and me are getting each other for Valentine's Day.

Posted by: Miguel on January 29, 2003 03:27 AM

And we love you too, readymade. In a very real and legally binding sense.

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on January 29, 2003 08:08 AM

If that monkey's a hippie, I bet he can roll joints. Imagine the money we could make with our reefer-rolling hippie monkey butler.

Posted by: jonmc on January 29, 2003 08:19 AM

Miguel is "breaking the back" of a book.

Posted by: ana unagi on January 29, 2003 09:43 AM

If he's working on a book, I hope they print an effing English version this time. Because learning Portugese at my age is a bitch. Seriously.

Imagine the money we could make with our reefer-rolling hippie monkey butler.

Whoa!

Posted by: Unclefes on January 29, 2003 10:24 AM

In a very real and legally binding sense.

Yay!

Did you know that every time someone quotes Monty Python God kills a kitten--and I orgasm. My orgasming is completely unrelated to the kitten, though.

Posted by: witchstone on January 29, 2003 10:28 AM

Would you care for a mint, Witchy? It's wafer-thin...

*leers*

Posted by: Unclefes on January 29, 2003 10:29 AM

No really, I couldn't eat another bite.

Posted by: witchstone on January 29, 2003 10:40 AM

While My Guitar Gently Weeps.

Posted by: witchstone on January 29, 2003 10:40 AM

I'm OK, you know.

**puts on women's clothing**
**hangs around in bars**

Posted by: lumberjack on January 29, 2003 10:54 AM

You all are going to send witchy into contortions. I pity her shrubbery.

Posted by: ufez on January 29, 2003 12:14 PM

Unclefes, I was thinking the same as you...Sit on my face & tell me that you love me....

Have a nice multiple day witchie

Posted by: Thomcatspike on January 29, 2003 12:47 PM

You all are going to send witchy into contortions. I pity her shrubbery.

And here I was thinking how much I envy her shrubbery.

Posted by: pardon me on January 29, 2003 12:59 PM

It is a good shrubbery, I like the laurels particulary.

Posted by: witchstone on January 29, 2003 01:08 PM

this one's for you, witchy. btw, is "orgasm" safe for use as a verb?

Posted by: whatnot on January 29, 2003 01:18 PM

Very keen whatnot, I missed that idea completely.

Posted by: Thomcatspike on January 29, 2003 01:52 PM

Where's the larch?

Posted by: metrocake on January 29, 2003 05:30 PM

"That PDA is so five minutes ago."

Posted by: Ian Brown on January 29, 2003 08:48 PM

WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!

Posted by: crowd on January 29, 2003 09:16 PM

Well, I'm not!

Posted by: lone rebel on January 29, 2003 09:17 PM

Oh, please be careful, all you folks who enjoy quoting Monty Python. Sure, it seems like harmless fun to start with, but sooner or later, you get to the point where you can't walk through a grocery store and see one of these bilingual warning signs without wanting to shout at the top of your lungs:

¡¡¡QUIDADO!!! ¡¡¡LLAMAS!!!

And then where would you be? Yep, showing up in some shlub's living room on a weeknight saying "Hi. My name's ____, and I'm a Pythonic."

Posted by: yhbc on January 29, 2003 09:45 PM

The five people who remember the llamas sketch just spit up all over their monitor, I assure you.

Posted by: yhbc on January 29, 2003 09:47 PM

I just bought the Life Of Brian DVD for 5 damn dollars at a Target. What a vastly under-appreciated lil' nugget of joy that movie is.
Possibly their strongest film, I say.

Posted by: dong_resin on January 30, 2003 01:03 AM

A fellow I once worked with had the bizarre and yet somehow comforting family tradition of watching Life of Brian every Easter.

An interesting chap, he. He once related to me the tale of the first time he dropped acid. Feeling, in his words "fine and dandy", he attempted to drive home but only made it a short distance before being pulled over by a local policeman, who asked "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

My friend, who had no clue whatsoever as to his speed, took a wild guess. "Thirty-five?"

The officer just shook his head sadly. "No, son. Seven."

Posted by: Crash on January 30, 2003 01:23 AM

Hey! We watched "Life of Brian" every Easter too! I think it's a real touching tradition, warms the heart it does, warms the heart.

Sometimes we watch it for Christmas too. It works for either holiday, but it's better for Easter.

Posted by: readymade on January 30, 2003 02:09 AM

Ok I learned alot, now enough with the how you do's where our story. Mig's Big Adventure:

Or, am I to watch Life of Brian then figure it from there. Mr. dong I'll trade you some 80's mousse for your, DVD.

Posted by: Thomcatspike on January 30, 2003 02:58 PM

I'm with Thom...Miguel owes us some thrilling adventures, or ripping yarns, or salty tales of piracy on the high seas, or heartbreaking tales of romance, or gripping spy thrillers, or......

Posted by: amberglow on January 30, 2003 07:02 PM

... a book about us. :P

Posted by: Thomcatspike on January 30, 2003 07:23 PM

I will fart in *all* your general directions!

Posted by: aw on January 30, 2003 10:25 PM

**waves hand in front of face**

Damn! Whatchoo been eatin', lady?

Posted by: jonmc on January 31, 2003 10:13 AM

Chili. With lots of beans, and way too much dairy.

Posted by: adampsyche on January 31, 2003 10:16 AM

Amber, what a fabu pic. :)

And I LOVE the Llamas scetch. I periodically quote it for no apparent reason...much to the confusion and consternation of the non indocrinated. ;)

The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Posted by: dejah420 on January 31, 2003 11:09 PM
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