Custody Battle Over ITV Digital Monkey Ends.
And there was much rejoicing.
Posted by mr_crash_davis at February 19, 2003 02:26 PMThe monkey took on a life of his own last year
Same vintage as us!
Posted by: Miguel on February 19, 2003 02:31 PMPssst, Crash: an unwritten law forbids you to use the "General" cop-out category. Let it not happen again, young man.
Posted by: Miguel on February 19, 2003 02:33 PMI'm just wondering why it is that I didn't find the Lesbian Japanese Monkeys story before the one I posted. I bet it would have been more popular.
Posted by: Crash on February 19, 2003 02:37 PM"In some populations, female Japanese macaques sometimes prefer same-sex partners," he told the American Association for the Advancement of Science in Denver. "That occurs even when they are presented with sexually motivated, opposite-sex alternatives."
Yeah, tell me about it.
[from photo]
Fat-man-wearing-Hawaiian-shirt: Aww, please monkey give a fat'in a crisp, AWW...I'm waiting.
monkey: F-off. You freak wearing-Hawaiian-shirt of a man. Save some for the hungry.
Sorry I have no clue about the two above. I take it, Crisps are Fritos and the man I trashed is a comedian in the UK. And my charitabel offerings sucked, so fat man close your mouth.
Fat-man-wearing-Hawaiian-shirt:Awww...ok.
Fat man in diaper dancing around garden sprinkler
...next on Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos!
Posted by: the academy of st. kafka in the fields on February 19, 2003 05:18 PMThe promiscuous sex life of lesbian Japanese monkeys is challenging one of the central tenets of Charles Darwin.
Oh. Oh dear.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on February 19, 2003 08:37 PM"I see males ignoring females that are desperate to copulate with them."
Bastards. That ain't right.
Posted by: tizzie on February 19, 2003 09:50 PM"...'scuse me... pardon me... mind if I just get past you in line?... pardon me... coming through. scuse me... Ladies? Hang on... pardon me... coming through..."
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