This is hard when you're drunk:
Stolen shamelessly from Fark.
Fark me? NO! Fark you!
Posted by ColdChef at March 29, 2003 09:54 AMso am I to blame frak(sic) today for ruining my new years resolution, thanks for keeping the game going for me CC, :P & 9622net
Posted by: Thomcatspike on March 29, 2003 01:03 PMtoo bad it's for Game Cube, too. I mean, we all know that monkeys prefer the playstation.
Who knows? Maybe the Hogs of War sequel will involve monkeys. That would be cool.
Posted by: kaibutsu on March 29, 2003 02:08 PMthat bowling is hard...fall out,*poo, poo* more like it.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on March 29, 2003 02:21 PMIs there any feeling in the world as good as sitting in yur underwear on you back porch with a belly fulla mcsorley's and chicken fingers?
Posted by: jonmc on March 29, 2003 04:21 PMalso:
WARNING SPOILER AHEAD
For those in my swap group who wanna know, and those who are not who are curious, the liner notes to my Mefi/Monket mix are online HERE. Lemme know if you wanna copy.
Posted by: jonmc on March 29, 2003 05:45 PMYes, jon, I want a copy. Want one of mine?
Also, can anyone tell me what is going on here?
Sure.
And that's one lucky monkey.
Of course it's better to have a monkey on your bosom than on your back.
Or something.
Posted by: jonmc on March 29, 2003 10:26 PMDrew Barrymore tries the monkey method of breast reduction?
Posted by: Miguel on March 29, 2003 11:22 PMCHOMP ON A MOUTHFUL OF MY TAINT, DREW BARRYMORE!
(I get jealous when I see my monkeys all up on other women.)
Posted by: brittney on March 29, 2003 11:41 PMIf I had a penis I'd wear it outside,
In cafes and car lots, with pomp and with pride.
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as the stopper.
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties.
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay.
I'd stuff it in turkeys on Thanksgiving Day.
Chorus:
A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush.
A penis to love me, a penis to share,
To pick up and play with when nobody's there.
damn, jon, i'd ask for a copy, but I know damned well that anything I could throw together would be inferior, and likely bore the hell out of you.
I can see it now... "Melt Bannan? How very 1999."
Posted by: kaibutsu on March 30, 2003 02:48 AMSo I just um, obtained the song "reno dakota" by obviously completely legal methods. That was bloody amazing.
Posted by: kaibutsu on March 30, 2003 03:27 AMGeezus, jon. I had no idea there were MMCXLVI mixes you'd made before this one. I feel so... so next in line, so ... dirty. (And that mix looks stellar. I can't wait to hear it, fellow Cruiser.)
Here's my list, with cover art. I got a copy for anyone who wants one too (how could I possibly refuse any of you, especially for a swap?), despite the fact that I have no faith in the mix now.
The songs are fine (well, I think so anyway), but -- When you get it, just listen to it on random play. (And yes, I'm in there myself.)
Posted by: Chico on March 30, 2003 05:19 AMWARNING: NEANDERTHAL MALE BEHAVIOR AHEAD.
CHOMP ON A MOUTHFUL OF MY TAINT, DREW BARRYMORE!
She could chomp my taint, although I'd prefer to bury my face in hers.
Heh-he-heh.
Posted by: jonmc on March 30, 2003 08:18 AMI'd ask for a copy, chico, but I'll just snag aw's. I diggeth the cover art.
Posted by: adampsyche on March 30, 2003 09:42 AMHey, I have Super Monkey Ball 2 for my GameCube. Monkey Tennis is actually superior to Monkey Bowling though, I'd have to say.
Posted by: kaf on March 30, 2003 09:49 PMExcuse me for bringing a dead thread back to life, but I just wanted to say:
If you'd like one of my Mix CDs, send me an email tonight, for I am going to post tomorrow morning.
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