Ladies and gentlemen, we have officially been rendered obsolete:
Marty the Genetically-Engineered Mandrill will answer your questions on his web site.
Man or Beast he answered every question. Thanks Crash.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on April 1, 2003 05:56 PMWell it's about bloody time he got here. My legs were starting to fall asleep.
Posted by: William Fricken Shakespeare on April 1, 2003 06:08 PMHe's only a cigar and a martini away from looking like Miguel.
Posted by: b*nnyf*re on April 1, 2003 06:42 PMI asked him what he thought of 9622.net and he answered: "I'm afraid I can't comment on that."
Nice, polite, profoundly stupid monkey.
Posted by: Miguel on April 1, 2003 06:48 PMApril fool's you all...
an April's fool to you all;P
Refrain from using profound language. Marty is very sensitive and is looking forward to making new friends.
I couldn't think of a gawd d*mn sumbitch fookin' profound thing to say. Sensitive bastard.
Posted by: tizzie on April 1, 2003 08:45 PMThe best thing about being genetically engineered is the double helix conductor's hat they give you.
Posted by: Mars Crash on April 1, 2003 09:10 PMIs this like that movie Gattaca? Will we soon have to be genetically engineered super-monkeys to post here?
Posted by: kaibutsu on April 1, 2003 09:14 PM...And just to clear things up, I'm a red-assed baboon that was conceived the old fashioned way. Actually, my parents may have been drinking Manhattans, but I'm pretty sure it was Old Fashioneds.
Posted by: Mars Crash on April 1, 2003 09:22 PMA Mandrill?
They're better at writing songs.... like "Ape Is High"..and we sure are...
Posted by: jonmc on April 1, 2003 09:28 PMThe Mandrill is the sexiest of all the Primates with fruit-colored asses.
Save, perhaps, Abner Louima.
Posted by: dong resin on April 1, 2003 09:40 PMThe Mandrells? Do they have fruit-colored asses?
* confused *
Posted by: roe/metrocake on April 1, 2003 09:59 PMI actually kinda liked it. Not the mandrell's themselves, but every once in a while they had a cool guest like Charlie Pride, or the Oak Ridge Boys, or the Statler Brothers, or Dolly parton which'd make the other crap worthwhile.
That and the fruit scented asses.
Posted by: jonmc on April 1, 2003 11:02 PMHeh. Methinks the programmers are a wee bity pervy (avert eyes BF):
Do you like anal sex?
The sexiest woman in the world has to be Jennifer Lopez...nice backside!
Do you have a vibrator?
I can't comment on that. I'm afraid. Ask another question.
Yes, it's very very late (early) here and I am bored waiting for this site to upload.
Posted by: romakimmy on April 1, 2003 11:05 PMAh, memories. My second 9622 post ever was a pun about Barbara Mandrill.
It's been downhill ever since.
Posted by: readymade on April 2, 2003 12:39 AM
A hung-over koala thinks seriously about giving up her baby for adoption.
Posted by: Miguel on April 2, 2003 01:57 AMThom York ain't gettn' any better with age, is here.
Posted by: dong resin on April 2, 2003 11:01 AM... my parents may have been drinking Manhattans, but I'm pretty sure it was Old Fashioneds.
???Mars Crash:are you kaibutsu ?
Because, kaibutsu said some similar things back around March 22nd(could not find to link).
Posted by: Thomcatspike on April 2, 2003 01:29 PMWe bend to Kaibutsu's inimitable will like wet paper knives on a blustery day in mid-August.
Posted by: kafka, esq. on April 2, 2003 02:44 PMI love that my brother recently told Wil Wheaton where I'm going to graduate school. I expect he will be stalking me soon (Wil, not my brother).
Also, I had a crush on Q at one time.
Also, has anyone ever actually seen a paper knife?
Posted by: witchstone on April 2, 2003 03:12 PMKaibutsu has paper dolls of each one of us in remote locations throughout this hemisphere.
He bides his time.
Posted by: kafka, esq. on April 2, 2003 04:10 PMnonono; Mars Crash isn't me. I've just been stealing his thoughts for a while. Like I steal Eyeball Kid's. Soon you will all learn to sleep in your tinfoil hats.
Posted by: kaibutsu on April 2, 2003 04:13 PMWe are all The Kaibutsu Collective.
What's the point staying sober with you bunch...[goes & makes banana daiquiris; slams both…slips on banana peels...rubbing head]
Nice you are all one: being together as one, because I'm seeing double vision now, with a brain freeze ;P
Stealing my thoughts? That's like breaking into a warehouse and clearing out their entire inventory of empty boxes. Enjoy the 57 cents you get from the Psychic Pawn Shop.
Posted by: Mars Crash on April 2, 2003 04:34 PMIs your brain like the warehouse at the end of Raiders? If so, I might find the Ark of the Covenant somewhere in here!
*empty box, damn.*
*empty box, damn.*
*empty box, damn.*
*empty box, damn.*
*empty box, damn.*
only 5,342 to go...
As far as I know, he has no nazi-melting powers to speak of.
Posted by: tj on April 2, 2003 05:58 PM*damn, empty again!*
*damn, empty again!*
*damn, empty again!*
*damn, empty again!*
Keep going, kaibutsu. Until you find that thing, we can't!
have!
a proper!
sequel!
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