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Heh.

#3

#1, I'm really taller, it's the suit, it's making me look smaller.

#2, This trophy is too heavy for me...c an't hold m u ch long errrrrrrrr.

#3, {His reactiong after being told: Saddams Alive.}

1.) ... let's see, her breast was right about here, so I'll say she was 5'3" or so.

2.) I'd like to thank Divine for her, um, divine inspiration and makeup tips.

3.) ... let's see, her breast was right about here, so I'll say she was 5'6" or so.

#1 Mujibur, the camera hog, draws attention away from Sirajul, the clever pickpocket.

#2 Red beans and rice didn't miss her.

#3 Dude, the country was like that when I got here.

#3 - "Geneva Convention? What Geneva convention?"

And what's the caption to this?

It might have something to do with my meeting NY monkeys sometime between May 22 and May 28.

That's purely speculative though.

Woo hoo! Readymade is comin' to town!

My sister comes in on the 24th, so something before that would probably be good--which leaves us with the 22nd or the 23rd, depending on when you come in. I'm definitely buying you a drink!

The 23rd it is! I'll be arriving very late on the evening of the 22nd, so that's probably not a good night. Although it will only be 9:00 pm to me...

I'm staying at the Paramount, reputedly near that Times Square place I've heard so much about. I don't know, I'm just a tourist.

You can write to me at this address if you take out the funny letters. That way I can tell you things like, um, what my name is, and how to reach me, crap like that.

Not that we're strangers or anything. I mean, I know you look fabulous with 80's hair falling out of large vehicles! It's like we're practically related!

Posted by: readymade on May 9, 2003 01:49 PM

If you want a quick cuppa joe or pocky on the 23rd send an email to my work addy. I'm usually in the city till about 6:30 and my lunch is at 1.

Do not follow jonmc down the path of curdled colons! That way ends only in misery.

What a cool photoshoppin' mama our Readymade is!

Sirajul, the clever pickpocket

Heaving with laughter!

Readymade on the 23rd, eyeballkid a couple of weeks later. I need to get to New York!

What we need is just a big monkey convention. If the frappin' trekkies can do it, than we sure as hell can. So what should we rent out, Madison Square Garden or Shea Stadium?

Yay! Let's have a big monkey gettogether. But make sure it's at a locale between my job and the train--if I wander too far out of range, my ankle bracelet sends a signal to my PO.

OK, it's settled then. We'll meet in a scrap metal yard in Bayonne.

I'm allergic to scrap metal.

jon, ya bacciagaloup! Don't be telling everyone where I work. They'll all be showing up, asking for the special monkey discount on scrap metal!

Lest anyone get the wrong idea from the photo above, I'm five feet nothin'. Just so you know not to look for a giantess wandering the Avenues.

Anyone who wants to get together with my ass (and other parts of me as well), we could try to plan for the evening of the 23rd. I know nothing about NY except what I see on television, so you guys may have to pick out eateries. Or cocktailarias. Or what-have-you.

And Lupo, you would make all my dreams come true if you were in town.

Posted by: readymade on May 9, 2003 04:12 PM

And server, you would make all my dreams come true if you would POST!

Posted by: readymade on May 9, 2003 04:14 PM

Ach, yes I am quite the bigliacco as my nonna would put it. But still, Monkeys With Scrap Metal would be a great name for a hardcore band.

Yeah, that'd be awesome. Awesome! !Viva Los Scrap Monkeys!

(And actually, the Empire State Building is only three and a half feet tall. There's just a local bylaw that it has to be shot from flattering angles.)

That's interesting, Chico.

Similarly, the HOLLYWOOD sign you hear so much about is actually made out of Alpha Bits.

Yeah, I heard that someplace.

HOLLYWOOD: with eggs, pancakes, sausage, vitamins, scotch, glue, juice, toast and spread, it's part of this nutritious breakfast!

You forgot silicone and collagen.

I always thought of silicone as more of a lunchy thing, and collagen is the perfect nightcap. But in the morning? Color me skeptical.

Now, Botox and fat suits and pounds of cosmetics, arm-candy Shih-Tzus and dental prosthetics, morning concealers for wrinkles and rings? These are a few of my favorite things.

Sorry.

When my brother Walt was a little kid, he always called Alpha Bits "Alpha Particles."

I have no idea what the significance of that might be.

My dad once lowered Walt by his ankles into a large HVAC vent to retrieve a chunk of limburger cheese. But that's a whole other story.

Did anybody else like to spell out dirty words with their alpha-bits or was that just me? The possibilities are beguiling.

Yup, me too. But I wasn't allowed to have Alpha-Bits until college, so the effect wasn't nearly as shocking.

23rd sounds good to me. Let me know what y'all decide, and I'll tag along.

Sally, your comment made me think of the movie "Cherish" -- I'm picturing you rollerskating around your oh-so-hip loft and trying to keep from setting off the ankle bracelet.

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