Funny, he never did nowt for me all those years *I* was forced to perform in that Chilean circus.
Posted by: cowboy_sally on May 19, 2003 03:22 PMDancing the Macarena at 178 beats-per-minute while wearing flaming pasties isn't really a circus act, sally, it's an art.
Posted by: ufez on May 19, 2003 03:28 PMBritish musician Paul McCartney will provide the plane fare home for Toto,
How much you wanna bet he makes the poor monkey fly coach. Maybe the flight attendant will make him some banana daquiris at least.
But it's a good deed he's doing, almost makes up for that "The Girl Is Mine" piece of shit he did with Michael Jackson.
Almost.
Posted by: jonmc on May 19, 2003 03:52 PMI've never really liked Sir Paul. Even back in the days when our Barbies were fighting over which Beatle to date, my red-haired ponytailed Barbie always picked John.
But hey, kindness to monkeys is good, even if I wouldn't cross the street to hear him play music.
Posted by: tizzie on May 19, 2003 03:56 PMSome of the Wings stuff is amazing and he did write my favorite Beatles song. But the Faces version of "Maybe I'm Amazed" blows away Paul's.
That said, I'm still more of a John man. Or even Ringo.
Posted by: jonmc on May 19, 2003 04:16 PMI could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off of people...
Opps, wrong Beatle...
Posted by: Steve_At_Linnwood on May 19, 2003 04:48 PMWhen it comes to my favorite Beatle, I have to go with Keith Richards.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Fes on May 19, 2003 04:55 PMBilly Preston all the way.
(though I'm more of a John guy.)
Posted by: Vidiot on May 19, 2003 05:15 PMMichael Jackson is easily the greatest Beatle. The others aren't worthy to hold his baby.
Posted by: liam on May 19, 2003 06:32 PMLook! Look! The rest of the world is finally figuring this out.
We, here at 9622.net, have known it all along. We are cutting edge shit here, friends.
Posted by: tizzie on May 19, 2003 06:51 PMI just noticed the dateline "Detroit" on that news flash. MarsCrash? TJ? Izzat you?
Posted by: tizzie on May 19, 2003 06:53 PMIt was supposed to be, but I was too busy mixing cocktails to get to the meeting.
Posted by: tj on May 19, 2003 07:36 PMSee, you did all the work - and now those other scientists will take the credit. Bastards.
Posted by: tizzie on May 19, 2003 08:26 PMAm I too late to make the "yeah, send Toto back to Africa - they sucked!" joke?
No?
O-kay then! "Yeah, send Toto back asdfoiuvadfgdsd .,ml;kkkkk. 00980=.&(*^^^%(!!
*session terminated*
Posted by: yhbc on May 19, 2003 10:08 PMPaul became my favorite living Beatle about a week ago. Not many performers today will do an almost three hour free concert in front of the Colosseum. 'Twas bitchin'.
Posted by: romakimmy on May 20, 2003 01:33 PMYou wanna fight like how, what you mean you don't?
Posted by: Dominic Brown on January 13, 2004 05:18 AMYou wanna fight like how, what you mean you don't?
Posted by: Dominic Brown on January 13, 2004 05:18 AM"I could be the walrus."
No you can't. I haven't quite finished yet.
Posted by: walrus on January 15, 2004 04:33 AMPaul was but one incarnation of the immortal cosmic entity of which this node is also known as "walrus". It's a state of mind.
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