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May 23, 2003 : Crash Goes To The Stylist





It had to be done
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Posted by mr_crash_davis at May 23, 2003 05:26 PM


People have said these things about that :

That's so cool!! **applause applause**

Posted by: tizzie on May 23, 2003 05:35 PM

Wow that's some length...like the initiative behind it too, good cutting. No more bad hair days for you.

Posted by: Thomcatspike on May 23, 2003 05:41 PM

Time to make a nice merkin for those cold winter nights!

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on May 23, 2003 10:12 PM

OH MY FUCKING GOD! I love it.

Posted by: ana on May 23, 2003 10:45 PM

That's two monkeys who have made wigs.

Who is next?

Posted by: ColdChef on May 23, 2003 11:44 PM

Also: BEWARE OF FALLOUT!

Posted by: ColdChef on May 23, 2003 11:45 PM

Crashie, no SHIT, pre-cut you look EXACTLY like my little brother. It's eerie.

Posted by: Fes on May 24, 2003 01:10 AM

Wow. And hey, if you're not doing anything with all that rock star hair...there's a couple of charities for cancer kids that make wigs. Locks of Love and oh, poop...it's late, I'm tired...I'll look it up tomorrow...point being...don't just throw it away. :)

Posted by: Dejah420 on May 24, 2003 02:37 AM

Samson only dreamed of having locks that powerful.

Posted by: filmgoerjuan on May 24, 2003 02:48 AM

Dejah, babe, he's got that covered.

Awe inspiring.

Posted by: tizzie on May 24, 2003 08:32 AM

(hoiked from b3ta.com)

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on May 24, 2003 09:13 AM

Merkin. Heh.

Posted by: ColdChef on May 24, 2003 10:34 AM

Crash: you look just about ready for your first Morrissey concert!

Posted by: Miguel on May 24, 2003 11:48 AM

All that long hair I got on ma head is going to this cause soon enough. Just a couple more inches, and off it goes to Locks for Love.

You look fabulous, Crash! Good on you!

Posted by: readymade on May 24, 2003 02:51 PM

Excellent documentation of the whole affair! Kudos to ya-
Oh, and that was a wig, right?

Posted by: aw on May 24, 2003 09:47 PM

Nah, I like growing my hair long. Makes crossdressing easier.

Posted by: readymade on May 24, 2003 10:44 PM

Zen-Wu, old Chinese sage, he say it will grow back, just as sure as tiny tiger will one day outgrow handler in strength, girth and virility. Of course Zen-Wu know fuck-all about male pattern baldness and very drunk at the time. "Yet", he add, "any excuse is good as any other to post lovely piccy-wiccy of just-born rumplepum tigger-wiggy." And in this the old sod was absolutely right.

Posted by: Miguel on May 25, 2003 03:08 PM

Miguel! Ohhhh! You get me every time with these babies. And you know it, too!

*falls more in love with Miguel*

Posted by: tizzie on May 25, 2003 03:39 PM

Way to go, crash! Mrs. Commish and I both applaud the new look, as well as the charitable motive. You have surely single-patedly made about three needy children, or maybe a dozen "Grizzly Adams" dolls, whatever - very happy indeed.

Posted by: yhbc on May 25, 2003 04:24 PM

9622,net: lovely piccy-wiccy of just-born rumplepum tigger-wiggy.

Posted by: Cyrano on May 25, 2003 05:38 PM

I am actually thinking of shaving my head.

But I fear that it is misshapen.

Posted by: eyeballkid on May 25, 2003 06:26 PM

Oooh Tizzie - that my life project should be knowing where your buttons lie, which ones to push and in what order!

*swoon*

Now to the macho shit:

Misshapen is one of those words that always seem not only misspelt but German to boot. It's also vaguely sexy. Must be the Miss part. And the German part. And the boot probably too.

Mislaid is good too. Though, come to think of it, a bit after the fact. And so not as interesting.

*TJ chimes in with his signature:

What?* :)

Posted by: Miguel on May 25, 2003 07:29 PM

Speaking of which, two lynx kittens face their first morning alarm call for the photographers:

Posted by: Miguel on May 25, 2003 07:34 PM

Aw.

Posted by: Vidiot on May 25, 2003 07:47 PM

what?

Posted by: tj on May 26, 2003 02:39 AM

sorry, couldn't resist.

and Miglet, at least give me the chance to do it, you bastard!

Posted by: tj on May 26, 2003 02:40 AM

I love baby animals...

.. in gravy! Yum.

Posted by: Miguel on May 26, 2003 09:51 AM

The sidesplitting impersonator must take a long time perfecting his or her hilarious little jokes, yeah?

Posted by: Miguel on May 26, 2003 12:06 PM
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