Also, is it my impression or is "Miss" Trinidad and Tobago packing?
For more "What's in the pouch, Sis?" fun try the Female or Shemale quiz.
Posted by Miguel at May 26, 2003 12:36 PM
12 out of 16 on the quiz. Some of those were awfully convincing!
Who is that Jenna person up there? She has terrible posture. My mother would be on her case like Columbo.
Posted by: tizzie on May 26, 2003 03:17 PMIt's one of the Bush twins, Tizzie. All that lounging in Tijuana cocktail bars, perhaps?
Posted by: Miguel on May 26, 2003 03:34 PMOh dear. Life handed to her on a silver platter and she can't even stand up straight to say thank you.
Posted by: tizzie on May 26, 2003 03:50 PMNow now, tizzie, is that any way to speak of American Royalty?
She's better than we are, you know. It's possible that this whole walking-upright thing is just a passing fad. Soon we could be slouching toward the next stage in our evolution.
Picture it: our descendants, dragging knuckles and waddling drubkenly in the streets, ill-fitting bikinis barely hiding their collective equipment, their backs stooping further and further until they can reach the true nirvana of being able to kiss their own asses. That could very easily be what our little species may come to.
Or not. You know.
Posted by: Chico on May 26, 2003 04:34 PMChico. *sniff*
You've shamed me.
How could I not have seen the evolutionary benefit of being able to tongue one's own navel while standing?
Thank you, Chico. I feel humbler, yet better.
I would not want to tongue my own navel. Given my penchant for eating strange foods while lounging in my undies, god only knows what's accumulated.
Posted by: jonmc on May 26, 2003 07:52 PMBest Onion headline ever? "Bush Twins' Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Drilling."
Posted by: Mars Crash on May 26, 2003 08:38 PMI got 14 of 16. But in my defense, I am bionic.
Posted by: the $6 Million Fes on May 27, 2003 12:04 AMthose last four or five got me. nevertheless, I ended up with an amazing 13/16.
Posted by: Ryan on May 27, 2003 12:32 AMPicture it: our descendants, dragging knuckles and waddling drubkenly in the streets, ill-fitting bikinis barely hiding their collective equipment, their backs stooping further and further until they can reach the true nirvana of being able to kiss their own asses. That could very easily be what our little species may come to.
Dude, I think that was me on Friday night.
Except for the bikini part.
Posted by: Vidiot on May 27, 2003 02:40 AMLook away, Kafkaesque!
Can you believe that 13,000 people paid $153 apiece to see these old farts? Dear god.
This part is good though: Joe Walsh (who went to my high school and therefore has always been cool), "effortlessly stole the show."
Posted by: tizzie on May 27, 2003 08:20 AMI only got 11 out of 16. I should avoid the west village for a while.
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