The bastard child of Charles Darwin and Anna Nicole Smith. Please, have mercy. Keep your taunts silent.
Posted by: ufez on May 31, 2003 11:59 AMAaach! I thought I had repressed that night of debauchery and perversion, but it's come back to haunt me. I guess the paternity suit will be next.
But, honestly, that picture. I look so much better with less makeup.
Posted by: jonmc on May 31, 2003 12:34 PMTV culture caption #1:
Willow's spell to give all potentials the power of the Slayer had one awkward side-effect...
TV culture caption #2:
If Ruben can win "American Idol", I know I've got a shot for next year's competition...
TV culture caption #3:
Shh... Don't tell anyone... I'm hiding out from the "What Not to Wear" people...
TV culture caption #4:
In the original script, I was the one who reached out to shake President Palmer's hand...
TV culture caption #5:
You want "Girls Gone Wild"? I'll show you "Girls Gone WILD"!!!
TV culture caption #666:
That's what watching too much TV during the May sweeps will do to you...
"Sir, our helper monkeys are strictly for the handicapped, and so is this phone number... I don't know what color eye make up Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby, and I won't begin to ask why you want to know if jojo is allergic to peanut butter."
Posted by: dong_resin vs. jesus on May 31, 2003 05:15 PMCarol Channing is aghast as she notices that Liza Minelli is wearing the same dress.
Posted by: Mars Crash on May 31, 2003 08:04 PM"Fuck him. I'm through with love - I'm buying a Daiquiri Whacker."
Posted by: Miguel on May 31, 2003 11:46 PMThe effects of one too many 9622NYC meetups are revealed...
Posted by: Vidiot on June 1, 2003 08:31 AMLiza Minelli, distracted by something shiny, has no idea she's wearing the same dress as Carol Channing.
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