The Smallest Monkey
has the most human-like hands
It's a bit creepy.
on a side note: do you all use AIM/Yahoo? me on Yahoo: unclefes9. The disconcerting part? There are at least eight other Unclefes' out there. And probably a good half of them are cooler than me.
Grumpy assistant:
"Up your butt with a cocoa-
nut!" And she'd do it.
She's got some issues.
She just turned 30. Single.
Her ribs hurt. Don't ask.
But she and I have
worked together so long (since
90?), it is hard
To imagine any
one else giving me my work-
day sass except Kim.
She's saved my ass on
several occasions, and
I've done same for her.
If/when I depart
the Company, inshalla,
she will ride shotgun.
Upon review: working a little outside the box syllable-wise there. My apologies.
Posted by: Fes on June 20, 2003 10:33 AMI really hate it
When monkeys think they can go
Outside the box syllable-wise and completely wreck the harmonic continuity of what was formerly an exquisitely crafted form of poetry.
Don't worry, UncFes:
I just kid because I love!
(Motto of this joint?)
Trailing in confused
Aimless perambulation:
Ants on my keyboard!
Perhaps they wish to
Tap out a message conveying
Their dharmic sorrow?
Sadly, they will not
Have that chance: I enter with
Can of holy fire.
Their screams are tiny
and lost in aerosol wind
it is a quick death.
a lack of daring
permeates most surgery
how about THREE breasts?
spare nipples are in
short supply. how about an
extra lump to squeeze?
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