Our beloved witchstone is going under the knife today--twice! Although she's probably deep in an anaesthesia-induced slumber right now, let's give her something to read when she wakes up.
Get well soon, babe.
Posted by jpoulos at June 20, 2003 10:31 AMSave me a toe!
Recover swiftly, dollface. The world needs you.
Posted by: Fes on June 20, 2003 10:38 AMAnd a speedy recovery. I've heard lots of gin helps.
Posted by: kafkeroppe-keroppe on June 20, 2003 11:26 AMit may be a little late for this, but make sure you get the really good painkillers.
Posted by: tj on June 20, 2003 11:44 AMPainkillers, gin, anesthetized monkeys, Michael Landon, giant squid...is there NOTHING this thread doesn't have?
Posted by: Vidiot on June 20, 2003 11:56 AMWitchsone, may the surgery go like this for you: Is that it, I'm done, leave me alone now, let me go back to sleep, I ’mm ti rrreddd. This, after you counted down backwards then being awoken when it’s a success.
Toast to a speedy recovery...
PS, this is not one of the docs who tattoos his alumni on the patience’s body part, if so did you remember to tell him to put 9622.net inside of you instead?
A speedy recovery, witchy. And remember, just because you may not need all of the refills on your pain killers, that's no reason to dump them in a bag and get all you can. Even if you don't like them, they're great for bartering with (especially in schools).
Posted by: ufez on June 20, 2003 12:54 PMum, erm, that's no reason Not to dump them in a bag...
You know what I meant.
*awkwardly does silly little soft-shoe number*
Posted by: ufez on June 20, 2003 01:00 PMWhat, were they having a two-fer special on witch parts, and needed a new supply?
Let medicine have progressed so much that there is no pain, no scarring, and no hospital smell. This is my surgery wish for you.
Posted by: readymade on June 20, 2003 01:11 PMHope you have a speedy recovery! And remember, painkillers are important part of dealing with the "phantom pain" that can last for months, MONTHS, afterwards, and is very difficult for medical science to disprove.
Posted by: salmonberry on June 20, 2003 01:16 PMIs this the surgery where witchy gets the fake boobs necessary for her California Entrance Permit?
Either way, may you heal like Wolverine
Posted by: Cyrano on June 20, 2003 01:36 PM
Cyrano, I think you may be on to something with the boobs theory. Hold that thought.
Witchy! Get well soon!
Posted by: tizzie on June 20, 2003 01:54 PMSay Witchy, If the doctors leave out any "spare" bits after they're done, like when you try to build something from IKEA, mail it to me, willya?
I've got a little project.
Posted by: dong_resin on June 20, 2003 02:04 PMtizzie, I'll do my best, but I can only hold that though for oh, about two minutes.
Tops.
Is this the surgery where witchy gets the fake boobs necessary for her California Entrance Permit?
If that's the case, then I'm glad she's having them both done. Only getting one done would look kind of odd.
Posted by: ufez on June 20, 2003 02:19 PMThere are a truly astronomical number of fake boobies here.
Posted by: kafkeroppe-keroppe on June 20, 2003 02:49 PMAs ufez mentioned, Mr. K., hardly anyone ever gets just one. So that inflates the statistic.
Posted by: tizzie on June 20, 2003 02:59 PMThere are a truly astronomical number of fake boobies here.
Same for Dallas thought it was just them, boobs being bigger ones.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on June 20, 2003 03:05 PMFake boobies are my least favorite modern invention. I like them even less than sugar substitutes and parachute pants.
Posted by: jonmc on June 20, 2003 03:12 PMTCS, Houston has more that it's fair share. I believe the fake 'uns were developed in Texas (duh!) no?
But, in real life anyway, I gotta side with jonmc. Them's creepy things, those fake titties.
Posted by: Cyrano on June 20, 2003 03:15 PMCyrano agree, I keep thinking, real will sag, fake are bigger so sag more, yet after they sag then what. Do they exit out or float down into what was the belly button, giving you 4 boobs.
Cyrano agree, I keep thinking, real will sag, fake are bigger so sag more, yet after they sag then what. Do they exit out or float down into what was the belly button, giving you 4 boobs.
Elitest epicures! I'm pro-boob, real or fake.
I do prefer two, though.
Posted by: Fes on June 20, 2003 04:07 PM::wanders in, confused::
Speedy recovery on your boob job, witchy!
Posted by: cowboy_sally on June 20, 2003 04:30 PMFes, have you ever heard the rustling sound a full garbage bag makes when touched or rumpled? That sorta hoe it sounds (and feels) when squeezing pseudo-jugs.
Posted by: jonmc on June 20, 2003 10:49 PMjon, that's what happens only when someone goes to a plastic surgeon that got his degree in the mail.
Posted by: tj on June 21, 2003 12:16 AMwitchie, speedy recovery -- i send you my love (though you probably don't want it, and if you'd be so kind to send it back with proper postage that'd be rather nice, because i have my eye on this girl i saw on the subway).
Posted by: fishfucker on June 21, 2003 12:53 AMOceana has ALWAYS been at war with Eastasia.
It's ALWAYS raining in NYC.
*mumbles incoherently under breath, swats at pigeon*
Posted by: Vidiot on June 21, 2003 02:02 PMLet the healing begin, dearest Witchy! Be back in the fold by Monday evening at the very latest, hear?
Posted by: Miguel on June 21, 2003 11:03 PMI talked to Witchstone yesterday. She's home recovering, but she's going to milk this thing until at least Wednesday(!)
Man, kids today. When I had my boob job, I was back swinging around that pole the very next night.
Posted by: jpoulos on June 22, 2003 07:49 AMOur beloved witchstone is going under the knife today--twice!
Err...will we be calling her warlockstone after this operation? I mean, I'm open-minded and such...I just don't want to make a post-operative faux pas.
Posted by: filmgoerjuan on June 22, 2003 05:01 PMI dunno why, but I find this cartoon utterly hilarious.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Posted by: jonmc on June 22, 2003 10:10 PMWitchy got a boobjob? Who what where now?
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on June 22, 2003 11:33 PMServes me right for not paying attention.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on June 22, 2003 11:34 PMWitchy!
Get well soon. I hope your boobs are bouyant and beautiful, dahling.
Posted by: brittney on June 23, 2003 10:12 AMServes me right for not paying attention.
Here on 9622 the news moves fast and furiously, and it swerves a lot. Miss a day and it could morph into something completely different.
Posted by: tizzie on June 23, 2003 11:57 AMMiss a day and it could morph into something completely different.
Nobody had better miss tomorrow. 24 years ago tomorrow the wrath of the ufez was brought upon the world. I'm not sure what this means, other than I think I'll officially be out of my early 20's.
*cringes*
Posted by: ufez on June 23, 2003 12:30 PMAt 25 your auto insurance goes down. That's something to look forward to.
From there it's pretty much a Cthulhu-like descent into shrieking madness.
Posted by: Cyrano on June 23, 2003 12:37 PMAnd hey, I'm no longer draftable at 26. Things are looking up. Anyways, that's tomorrow....
How are witchie's feetboobs?
Posted by: ufez on June 23, 2003 12:56 PMFes, I don't think that's what they're getting wasted on these days.
Posted by: Chico on June 23, 2003 01:42 PM"Cheap beer, methamphetamies, Extacy and this really good shit that Ronnie's brother who works down at the Quick Lube gave us," is wasted on the young?
Posted by: Cyrano on June 23, 2003 01:50 PMFeetboobs? Sounds like Witchy needs to fire her surgeon.
Posted by: Vidiot on June 23, 2003 02:21 PMSounds like j-po needs to hire Witchy's surgeon, actually.
(So would those be boobs on your feet, or boobs shaped like feet? Or both?
Or are we merely talking 12! glorious! inches! of pure petroleum-based pseudo-boobage?)
And what is youth wasted on, exactly? Glue? Gasoline? Bleach? KFC fumes? Butane? Ovaltine? Truck exhaust? Gold Bond? Pre-worn mail-order undies?
Or is that just me?
Posted by: Chico on June 23, 2003 03:03 PMLate to the party again, but speedy recovery wishes, witchstone!
Posted by: aine42 on June 23, 2003 04:19 PMi am now minus a cyst in my hand and a sesamoid bone in my foot. i look like i got in a fight with dr. frankenstein.
dong--spare bits are in the mail.
cyrano--i am part of a secret governmemt experiment involving small breasted women infiltrating california. i can't tell you anything more. in fact, i have said too much already.
ufez--got some vicodin, it makes me feel nauseous. painkillers, rather like dead puppies, aren't much fun.
thanks for the well wishes, everyone. it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. then again, that might be the pepto/vicodin combo.
Posted by: witchstone on June 30, 2003 09:54 AMWell I'm glad to see that you are still among us, chick. I thought maybe you'd gone off to join the choir invisibule, you were gone so damn long.
Posted by: tizzie on June 30, 2003 10:30 AMThank god you're home. Or here. Or something.
Small-breasted women in California? I hear they arrest people for that.
Posted by: readymade on June 30, 2003 01:32 PMReadymade can say that, because she's got that preggie big-boobs thing goin' on. Little hottie mamacita!
Posted by: tizzie on June 30, 2003 08:24 PMI have become a barely respectable 'b' cup. For those of you not knowlegeable in the way of brassieres, I'm one step away from flat as a board.
Go me! Knockers? Completely overrated.
Posted by: readymade on June 30, 2003 10:34 PMdong--spare bits are in the mail.
YES.
The broth will be delicious. DELICIOUS.
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