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July 01, 2003 : A billion here, a billion there...



Let the monkey decide it!

Posted by mr_crash_davis at July 01, 2003 08:50 PM


People have said these things about that :

I'm beside myself.

Posted by: eyeballkid on July 1, 2003 09:12 PM

No. I'm under you.

Posted by: eyeballkid on July 1, 2003 09:12 PM

If that monkey is cute enough -- and having worked with monkeys, I imagine he will be

I think there's a little more here than meets the eye.

Posted by: kaf on July 1, 2003 09:14 PM

The powerball jackpot is over $150K, and i'm thinking that's at least as likely as this Pepsi gig.

Although I do know some damn cute monkeys.

Posted by: tizzie on July 1, 2003 09:23 PM

I prefer to think of this as a science experiment conducted by monkeys hoping to find out what's wrong with Drew Carey and/or Pepsi drinkers.

Frankly, I can't figure out which one is the control group.

Posted by: Mars Crash on July 1, 2003 09:53 PM

My husband just sent me two dozen long stemmed red roses for no reason at all.

IS THAT COOL OR WHAT?

Sorry. I needed to brag.

Posted by: tizzie on July 2, 2003 11:56 AM

He may want you to think it's for nothing at all, but we men only send roses if we're guilty of something or about to spend a lot of money.

Posted by: Crash on July 2, 2003 02:51 PM

Sorry. I needed to brag.
Maybe he's testing you to see if you would brag show how sweet he is on the net. Long stem, so your husbands buying a Harley?

Posted by: Thomcatspike on July 2, 2003 04:03 PM

The crafty husbands keep the flowers coming in, to lull you into a false sense of security. Then, when you least expect it, we're in Mexico with your bank account/best friend/beloved Pekignese.

Posted by: kaf on July 2, 2003 04:32 PM

Peek at the Knees dog. Part of a Chico/Harpo Marx routine in A Night In Casablanca.

Posted by: witchstone on July 2, 2003 05:24 PM

Oh you cynics! His motives are pure, I tell you.

Well, pure in the sense that he isn't getting a Harley to ride tonite...

Posted by: tizzie on July 2, 2003 08:21 PM

Well, pure in the sense that he isn't getting a Harley to ride tonite...

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: readymade on July 2, 2003 08:27 PM

Who's Harley?

Posted by: tj on July 2, 2003 11:25 PM

I'm just walkin' around smilin'.

Posted by: tizzie on July 3, 2003 10:36 AM

We'd be more impressed if you'd said "waddlin'", or maybe "shufflin'", or even "limpin'".

If you're walkin' it's not that big a deal.

:P

Posted by: Crash on July 3, 2003 01:29 PM

Behold! The Octodog!

Posted by: ana on July 3, 2003 04:07 PM

Oh, dear, ana. That's mighy disturbing. Glad lorena bobbitt didn't have one of those.

Posted by: ufez on July 3, 2003 04:23 PM

The five-step demonstration is so wrong it's right.

Posted by: readymade on July 3, 2003 04:35 PM

Anathema, what's your blog URL again?

Posted by: kaf on July 3, 2003 04:47 PM

It's like something out of the Regrettable Food gallery - so bad, and yet, you can't look away.

And it sorta reminds me of this.

Posted by: tizzie on July 3, 2003 04:48 PM

The octodog, what about the bun, have to cover the taste of tails & snouts. A hot-link becoming an octo-hot-link, great gadget for an outdoor tiki bar.

Posted by: Thomcatspike on July 3, 2003 06:04 PM

Kaf, the blog has been temporarily discontinued while plans for sexylaw.com are being reviewed by committee.

Posted by: ana on July 4, 2003 12:35 AM
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