Original NSFW(gross, but not pr0n) pic here. It's neccessary to understand a few of the jokes within
Well, you know. Tonight I had a fun, life affirmingly ridiculous evening and I realized that, after pips, the first people I wanted to tell aboout it were my monkey brethren. Yes, I admit it, I already miss you bastards. I'm not sayin' that I don't have legit reasons to get peeved every once in a while, but it ain't worth destroying the cool thing we've made here.
TJ, I'm sorry. I wouldn't have even bothered kidding around with you if I didn't consider you a freind, OK? I've just been under a lotta stress, and well people have their limits.
Mefi's a whole other kettle of fish but you guys, I'd hate to do without.
Forgiven?
*ducks*
Posted by jonmc at July 08, 2003 10:04 PMDucks?
repeat after me, won't you ...
We don't need no STEENKING DUCKS!!!!!!!
Monkeys, though, we need. Oh yeah, even though they may seem to get tiresome every so often and all, and we get steamed at them, we need them. Even (or maybe 'specially) when we get steamed.
At least, that's my understanding, FWIW.
Posted by: yhbc on July 8, 2003 10:31 PMOh, and since jon the man has taken care of looking for a good a**hole pic, I don't have to start a whole 'nother thread to say I'm also an a**hole who is probably gonna need another week to finish up my swap disc master.
Is that okay? Can I get that kind of slack, huh?
Can I just get a little bit of the love that's going out to jon, alright?
Can I - hey! Put that down!
Damnit! FES!! STOP THROWING THAT STUFF!!!
Posted by: yhbc on July 8, 2003 10:36 PMGlad to have you back, Jon.
Hope you can make it back to Astoria -- not EVERYTHING here is expensive and roach-infested. We'll hoist a few at the Bohemian Hall when you do.
So tell us about your fun evening, then! (And hope the stress decreases soon.)
Posted by: Vidiot on July 8, 2003 11:53 PMjon: all is temporal. Surely you are welcomed back. A monkeyhouse with no mc is no monkeyhouse.
jp: Aren't those supernovae?
Commish, you got the week. But if anyone in your group doesn't get a CD...
I WILL CALL BLACK LIGHTNING DOWN FROM OLYMPUS HERSELF ONTO YOUR TARDY SOUL! I WILL SET FLAMING RINGTAILED LEMURS OF DEATH SCURRYING AFTER YOUR SLATTERNLY HIDE! I WILL MARSHAL FORCES AGAINST YOU THAT WOULD CAUSE EVEN A GOLEM CREATED BY MERGING COLDCHEF AND WITCHSTONE INTO A SINGLE MONSTROUS PANDRYAD - A WITCHCHEF! - TO PAUSE, RECONSIDER, AND RETREAT IN AWE! I WILL FLING POO THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN FLUNG, EVEN BY THE NIGHTMARE POO-FLINGERS OF THE ELDER DAYS, THOSE DARK, HAIRY, SCREECHING ABOMINATIONS WHOSE FLUNG POO BURNED WHITE FRAGRANT TRACERS ACROSS THE CRIMSON SKY AND SPLATTED LIKE THE IMPACTS OF METEORS!
Okeydokey? Cool.
Posted by: Fes on July 9, 2003 12:18 AMI know the chick that's second from the left. We called her "Pootie".
Posted by: Crash on July 9, 2003 01:40 AM(how come I never get welcomed back after not posting for three or four days? kidding, kidding)
Posted by: adampsyche on July 9, 2003 06:47 AMActually, I was thinking this morning in the shower about that picture of TJ. You know what was wrong with it? No Monkey Cocktail Napkin Shout-Outs!!
Posted by: tizzie on July 9, 2003 07:56 AMActually, that pic pretty much assured that if I have any desk time today, it'd be hard explaining that pic to my white bread self-proclaimed conservative Republican boss, who listens to Rush Limbaugh without a hint of irony.
Posted by: adampsyche on July 9, 2003 08:31 AMI should think he'd know white puckered hairy assholes with no difficulty, then.
Posted by: dong_resin on July 9, 2003 08:54 AMMan Jon, did you have to moon us first. Thought you may have read this on the blue and decided to come back.
[resist will to ask] The pic above, those whom posed are they true exhibitionists being exhibited?
I WILL CALL BLACK LIGHTNING DOWN FROM OLYMPUS HERSELF. . .
err, remind me never to piss Fes off.
Posted by: Vidiot on July 9, 2003 03:01 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I'm taking this rather personally.
Posted by: adampsyche on July 9, 2003 07:02 PMWhat if Black Lightning drank a jug of white lightning? Would it be a triumph of harmony or merely more drbkeness? Not that either are bad things...
Posted by: jonmc on July 9, 2003 10:22 PMwith his outfit, I think Black Lightning's more of a malt liquor sorta guy. (just reminds me of Billy Dee for some odd reason)
Posted by: tj on July 10, 2003 12:40 AM"Pirates KO monkeys, rule the pop-culture world."
That is just wrong, adampsyche.
They overlooked something. Who have we got that they don't have?
Kick some pirate ass, my friend.
You know, in these times of quiet desperation, these tea-times of the soul, the molten heart screams out to lead an army of monkeys headlong into a desperate battle against an army of pirates. Chittering and screeching behind me, I imagine myself and my monkey legions facing the oncoming pirates much like Wallace and the Scots faced the advancing English at Stirling.
hold... HOLD... HOLD...
FLIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGG!!!!!
co-starring Skeleton Warrior as the crazy Irish guy: "I think I kin get meself out of this, Fessy, but something in me bones tells me yer fooked. Bwahaha!"
Posted by: Fes on July 10, 2003 10:20 AMThe database here at work shit the bed so there's nothing to do, and I haven't heard anything from Lisa re: the apartment hunt.
Permission to begin gibbering and flailing like a gaffed eel?
Posted by: jonmc on July 10, 2003 12:17 PMI don't gibber or flail as much as I used to. It's a shame.
Posted by: Cyrano on July 10, 2003 01:56 PMI used to be a pretty good gibberer but only so-so at flailing. But, man, I could thrash around with the best of 'em.
Posted by: Cyrano on July 10, 2003 02:55 PMThere's also a lot to be said for a good blabber and spasm.
Posted by: jonmc on July 10, 2003 04:35 PMHow does this relate to the hairy conniption fit? The shit hemmorhage? The pleasing herky-jerky motions of the common spaz out?
Just thinking about all these involuntary muscle/nerve jangulations makes me sweat like a whore in church, I tell ya.
Posted by: Mars Crash on July 10, 2003 07:56 PM...And no, "jangulation" isn't really a word. I just liked the way it sounded. ...Unless it is a word. If that's the case, then I knew it the whole time. But I'm pretty sure I don't know what it means.
Posted by: Mars Crash on July 10, 2003 07:59 PMDude! Jon my man! I just TiVo'd an Al Roker special where he visits Rice to Riches! You have to come by and check it out!
Posted by: eyeballkid on July 11, 2003 01:46 AMGive us a hug, wise old man of my affections!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADAM!
Capital letters were invented for you!
Posted by: Miguel on July 11, 2003 07:59 AMHappy Birthday, Adam!2 7? Someone change his diaper.
Wait until you hit a birthday with a 0 on the end of it. That's real trouble.
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