Well, today guess [I] know will what be day!
Hope it's a good one, Thomcatspike!
Wheeee! Happy Birthday! Are birthday cakes bigger in Texas? Should I send down an extry-large Fudgie the Whale?
Posted by: cowboy_sally on July 16, 2003 10:03 AMgood day for having cake (yellow mr president) i hold a candle to you!
Posted by: jpoulos on July 16, 2003 10:11 AMHappy b-day tcspike.
*sticks poo in blender, leaves lid off*
hmm, purify or pulse?
*splat splat splat splat*
Posted by: ufez on July 16, 2003 10:25 AM*splat!*
I think time {time for Captin Morgan} ;with lemon pixie sticker;
*doodle-splashing!*
Birds singing your name.
Posted by: kaf on July 16, 2003 11:35 AMThe time of past (fast past birthdays past) is now added years.
Tow cheers [yayyay] for our man who's Thomsplat.
*
Posted by: ColdChef on July 16, 2003 11:39 AMHappy Birthday, Thomcatspike. May your prodigious wisdom increase in advance of your years, and may your oracular pronouncements never lose their beguiling inscrutability.
Salut, Sir Sphinx!
Posted by: Fes on July 16, 2003 11:45 AM*poof* Happy Birthday Thomcatspike, Happy Birthday, and all those joyous greetings, like: you don't look-your-age, remember when you were just a little girl...you look like Buffy(Family Affair);P, ...come her and let me give you your b-day spanks & a pinch on your ass to grow an inch...& the always, it just seems like yesterday you blew out your first candle dear...
Posted by: witchstone on July 16, 2003 11:52 AMTexas Monkeys rule!
Even if they are those snobby Dallas ones ;)
Cheers and happy birthday, Thomcatspike.
Posted by: Cyrano on July 16, 2003 12:05 PMA very happy b-day, tcs!
(Oh, and a happy you-made-me-laugh-so-hard-my-coworkers-looked-at-me-funny day to witchstone. I was going to try my hand, but that can't be bettered)
Posted by: pardon me on July 16, 2003 12:19 PM*wonders how long before someone checks her birthday thread to see what thomcatspike wrote*
Posted by: witchstone on July 16, 2003 12:22 PMI know I'm kinda new to the scene here, but are there usually this many damn birthdays? Sheesus. It's like, I don't know, happy or some shit.
Posted by: mikrophon on July 16, 2003 12:23 PMEven if they are those snobby Dallas ones ;)
*glares*
at least our air isn't dirtier than Galveston's water.
Posted by: ufez on July 16, 2003 12:25 PMWe're kind of like the Golfland Birthday Club of dumb internet sites, mikrophon.
Posted by: kaf on July 16, 2003 12:33 PMHmm. We don't have Dance Dance Revolution or a snack bar. And you can't get a free game on the 19th hole.
On the plus side, no windmills or plastic dragons to hurl your tiny ball into the oblivion of bogeys.
Posted by: kaf on July 16, 2003 12:41 PMWe're kind of like the Golfland Birthday Club
More the Chucky Cheese.
Or maybe just "Chucky," the evil doll of birthdays.
Whatever unholy club we are, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, mr. tcs, the feline master of the simian feces hurl.
*fling*
Posted by: readymade on July 16, 2003 12:41 PMCan we be the Shriners so I can get a fez?
happily birthday greetings to you TCS.
Posted by: tj on July 16, 2003 12:46 PMHappy birthday Thom -- just remember to get down tonight:
That dog should sue somebody.
Hey, has anybody seen thomcatspike? I hear it's his birthday!
Posted by: tizzie on July 16, 2003 04:14 PMtizz, it could be that he's taking the day off of work, in which case he's not connected as he's not got a computer at home, although he's considering buying a mac, IIRC. I was pretty drunk on my birfday when I was chatting with him, so take my knowledge with a grain of cumin.
Because I'm spicy, that's why!
Posted by: ufez on July 16, 2003 04:35 PM9622: hurl your tiny ball into the oblivion of bogeys.
Thom? Huzzah, and off course many return felicitations, same to you.
Posted by: Chico on July 16, 2003 04:56 PMA very happy birthday, Thom - thanks for making my day for so many days and for always being unexpected and kind! :)
Posted by: Miguel on July 16, 2003 08:50 PMmeester spike o'tom. day of birth poop is being flung in your general direction, mon frere...
Posted by: jonmc on July 16, 2003 10:38 PMHope you had a very Happy Birthday, Mr. Spike. (I won't even try to write in TCSish!)
Posted by: yhbc on July 16, 2003 11:15 PMThere can be only one!
(Or...well, there were two that one time when whatshisface, the Tarzan guy, did a guest shot on the TV show. Was that supposed to be before the movie, i.e. implying that the TV show guy was gonna bite it, or were they just playing fast and loose with the Highlander rules? Maybe they changed the rules in Highlander II? I mean, no one saw it so who would know, right? And what was with that Dark Quickening shit? Did that ever go anywhere?)
Posted by: Cyrano on July 16, 2003 11:57 PMIt's a shame more immortals weren't captured and used for anatomy lessons.
"... and here, class, you can see the spleen..." "Ow! That f**kin' hurts, doc!"
and yes, dammit, I watched some of it. I do so enjoy when Clancy Brown gives that tartlette Connery a lesson in how to get his ass kicked *steeples fingers with gleeful menace*
Posted by: Fes on July 17, 2003 01:08 AMClancy Brown does the voice of Mr. Krabs on spongebob. That was all I could think of as he grunted under the weight of his sword. Mr. Krabs v. Sean Connery in a fight to the death.
Posted by: whatnot on July 17, 2003 01:17 AMthom, thom, the piper's son
stole a pig and away he run
the pig was eat
and thom was beat
and thom ran crying down the street.
The moral here, thom, is that if you steal a pig, don't eat it?
No, wait.
It's "Never type after drinking". Yes, that's definitely it.
Posted by: Crash on July 17, 2003 01:35 AM
I'm not late if I was aiming for soon, which in fact makes me a bit early by doing this now instead of later like I thought I might.
Happy belated birthday, you [absolute] mindfuck, you.
Posted by: dong_resin on July 17, 2003 06:19 AMI appreciate the concern, guys, but if it's okay with you, I'd like to keep the testes. Thanks.
Posted by: Swap Thread on July 17, 2003 04:56 PM[blushes & raises hand in salute]
Thanks All!
[still blushing]
Happy birthday, thom...sorry I wasn't around to toss birthday poo at you.
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