You can also never be too careful where you host your images.
Posted by: Crash on August 17, 2003 06:59 PMI mean, it loaded and all, but not very quickly.
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Crash on August 17, 2003 07:00 PMForget the vending machine. You should buy your monkeys from the monkey store:
I don't want to sell monkeys, buy monkeys, or process monkeys as a career. I don't want to sell monkeys bought or processed, or buy monkeys sold or processed, or process monkeys sold, bought, or processed, or repair monkeys sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
Disclaimer: I think it is totally fooked that these people are selling monkeys.
That said, the "(MALE)BLACK-CAP CAPUCHIN" who is a "bucket of joy" looks like Satan in Pampers.
If I ever have kids and I find myself in one of those Lifetime Channel moments where the music is swelling and my child is looking at me for that one, most important bit of advice that I can impart as a parent...it's going to be:
"ALWAYS pick up your monkey at the owner's."
"ALWAYS pick up your monkey at the owner's."
owner's what???
Male white face capuchin born on 10/10/2002. Adorable, very intelligent, and wears diapers. Understands "come" "no" and "get in the bag"...
GET IN THE BAG!
Posted by: jpoulos on August 18, 2003 03:46 PMIs getting in the bag kinda like spending a night in the box?
Posted by: notsnot on August 18, 2003 04:23 PMvidiot, it's your turn to change satan's pampers. Get the asbestos wipes and ice tongs!
Posted by: jonmc on August 18, 2003 04:27 PMGET IN THE BAG!
Funny, I *just* taught mr._sally that same command. With a great deal of success, I might add.
Posted by: cowboy_sally on August 18, 2003 04:34 PMFirst sure it takes a lot of work owning a monkey. These descriptions are pitiful, or they are just desperate to make the sell; the multiple 1,000 $ price tags ruin the sale for me.
he is diaper trained
Makes it sound like a smart animal: trained & loves wearing a diaper; here master my diaper, wipe me please.
Or, your purchased may be dumb but has potential: trained it to shit its pants, why I’m asking for more.
PS, don't think satanic baby is for sale,{last line} He warms up to everyone in just a few minutes. Sure he will and those teeth are just for nibbling.
Sure he will and those teeth are just for nibbling.
And he also has this Mr. T. thing going with his hair.
As a side note, check this story on Yahoo! news, particularly the last paragraph:
"...entomologists and taxonomists pretty much are united in agreeing that human pubic lice are more related to gorilla lice than to head lice. I don't want to speculate on what our ancestors were up to to get gorilla lice in the pubic area."
Posted by: Crash on August 18, 2003 05:07 PMcrash your article reminds me of the guy with an itch: my wife passed her athlete’s foot to my private parts, yet yours arouses more attention suspicion.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on August 18, 2003 05:19 PMhooched, I wish, have 2.5 more hours til beer time...
Posted by: Thomcatspike on August 18, 2003 05:37 PMhooched. meaning drinking Hooch. Yet to have had one though.
Posted by: Thomcatspike on August 18, 2003 05:41 PMKaf, it's like NYPD Blue reruns. I can watch it again and again, and pick up a little something new each time.
How about that Andy Sipowicz and his exotic fish, huh?
Posted by: tizzie on August 18, 2003 08:58 PMtizzie, I swear to God, if that's a reference to an episode where Dennis Franz fed some fish naked and there was even the slightest amount of butt-crack involved, I am so gonna build me a Doomsday Device.
Posted by: Cyrano on August 18, 2003 09:52 PMBy the way, Noo Yawk monkeys (and monkeys visiting Noo Yawk) are invited to hang out next Saturday.
Posted by: Vidiot on August 19, 2003 03:01 AMAnd I'm inviting non-bloggers too, so behave yourselves.
Posted by: Vidiot on August 19, 2003 03:03 AMAnd incidentally, haven't we seen this animation before?
We sure may have, but I don't remember it. I put up a similarly animated showdown at high noon, but if I repost, I apologize.
Posted by: adampsyche on August 19, 2003 07:30 AMfeeds fish naked? But fish are always naked.
I sense opportunity here. Minions, begin work on the fish pants.
Posted by: jonmc on August 19, 2003 09:36 AMHey if we can trouser a sponge, then I say no aquatic creature need ever go pantsless again.
Unless of course, that kinda thing rattles their sabre.
Posted by: jonmc on August 19, 2003 10:03 AMbut what about liz and lori? where do they stand on enpantsed fishes?
Posted by: ufez on August 19, 2003 12:17 PMenpantsed fishes?
Like saying Fish in a wet suit tank. No?
As a sidenote: I'm betting that fishfucker is against enpantsed fish as it would probably impair his ability to, you know, fuck fish.
Posted by: ufez on August 19, 2003 02:10 PMHow many fish could a fishfucker fuck if a fishfucker could fuck fish?
'cause...you know, I've been wondering...
Posted by: Cyrano on August 19, 2003 02:16 PMNo man has any right to buy and sell the monkeys for private gain.
By theft and murder they took the monkeys, now everywhere the walls spring up at their command.
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