Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.
(via Adampsyche. Also, I can't decide if this should go under "Stupid Internet Memes," "The Art of Poo-Flinging," or "Disturbing.")
Posted by Vidiot at September 25, 2003 12:53 PMSeriously, though, why be cruel like that?
Jeff Goldblum is a brilliant, funny comedian...
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Posted by: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on September 25, 2003 01:30 PMWhy is that cigarette stuck to the side of the toilet paper dispenser? Young lady, in this house we OBEY the laws of physics!
Posted by: arto on September 25, 2003 03:09 PMWhy is that cigarette stuck to the side of the toilet paper dispenser?
Simple. It helps when you're, you know, constipated.
Bravo to free cigs in bathrooms!
Posted by: ufez on September 25, 2003 03:58 PMWhy is that cigarette stuck to the side of the toilet paper dispenser?
as a once-in-a-while smoker, I now know where to stash them, thanks ufez.
Jeff Goldblum is definitely sponge worthy.
He can watch me poop anytime.
Posted by: Valerie on September 25, 2003 07:24 PMWhy is that cigarette stuck to the side of the toilet paper dispenser?
buTT it's really not, not a cigarette, just looks like one...
Guys, that doesn't look anything like a cigarette.
Posted by: Valerie on September 25, 2003 07:35 PMJeff Goldblum is definitely sponge worthy...He can watch me poop anytime.
Ummm...lucky him?
Posted by: jonmc on September 25, 2003 10:15 PM"Sponge" worthy? Does that mean what I think it means? I hope so.
Posted by: ana on September 26, 2003 12:18 AMYou get cowboy_sally and Jeff Goldblum in the same toilet stall, and the resulting explosion would level a city block. A whole city block, I tell you!
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on September 26, 2003 11:03 AM"Sponge worthy." Does that mean what I think it means?
That depends on what you think it means. What do YOU think it means?
Posted by: Valerie on September 26, 2003 04:25 PMI've often thought of taping this to the wall opposite the toilet in my apartment. The wife is deathly afraid of anyone watching her do anything in the bathroom.
Posted by: dogmatic on September 26, 2003 05:30 PMWho lives in Val's bathroom under the sea?
SpongeJeff Goldblum!
Watching you do number two is he!
SpongeJeff Goldblum!
Good God. I've seen exactly two episodes of that show in my life--TWO--and the theme song is already permanently tattooed in my brain. My God, we can't stop here, this is sponge country!
Posted by: arto on September 27, 2003 06:02 AMand his square pants. Mmmmm. It's all about the pants.
Not too hard on the eyes neither.
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