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Anybody who knows how to make that picture smaller, please hope me!

Hoped.

The Ariel & Sebastian wasabi roll is even tastier, I'm told.

aw, shit. Robert Palmer.

He was too fucking cool. I'll miss him more than Johnny Cash and John Ritter combined.

mmmm, sushi....

Abstain from the Flipper sashimi, though, jonmc. Shit's too rubbery.

[raises hand]
recieved the "found that nemo e-mail" yesterday too - haven't seen the movie, heard it was a hOOt.

I think I'll abstain. I'm having Babe chops for lunch, anyways.

Speaking of things that make you not want to have lunch... I have to hire a caterer for a Big Deal Party here at work, so I have been going around to meet them and see their sample menus, etc.

Today I met this guy and his menu looked good, the samples were good, but ... he had Major Ear Hair. Honest to god, the man looked like he had paint brushes sticking out of his ears! Great tufts of hair like you would not believe. Freaky.

I mean, what can I say?? Obviously he knows it's there, right?? I guess he is making a statement.

*shudder*

Obviously he knows it's there, right?? I guess he is making a statement.
As a guy who is finding these hairs lately, please for the love of your fellow man, tell him me. Mine are blond, luckily yet that’s why I miss them. May I add, if you have friends who are shorter than you, do a favor, trim them nose hairs, mmkay.
Tiz good luck with your dilemma, it would have ruined my appetite. Any appetizers on his menu: hair artichoke heart dip, hair pasta & .....

Is there anything more pleasant than an afternoon beer drunk?

Also, RCN is driving me in-fucking-sane. And my alleged best friend won't return my calls. And I'm broke.

But as ray davies says:

Now I'm sitting here,
Sipping at my ice cold beer,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

Ah. So I shouldn't go with RCN when I upgrade to broadband?

mmmmmmgrrrrmgrrrrr..mudllefuggle...

Royal College of Nurses?
Resident Cranky Nutcase?
Riotous Carnival Noises?

I give up.

If you can make a paint brush out of your ear hair it might be time to trim your ear hair.

*Blech!*

oh, hell no. In our vanity-obsessed age, deliberate ugliness is a revolutionary act.

Viva Zapata. or some such bullshit.

Oh har har! Cause like, he's sushi!

Will Robert Palmer be missed? Really?

And so two completely unrelated thoughts become one post.

And deliberate ugliness is so in right now, it makes my high school goth buddies ashamed.

tizzie, I think Jon's trying to say it stands for Random Crappy 'Net-Access. Cable company in our neighborhood.

And as I said over at Dong's:
I'm just bummed that someone in the MeFi thread thought of the same comment that instantly popped into my head when I heard that Palmer died:

"Did his heart beat in double-time?"

I don't know who will be missed more.

Robert Plant or George Plimpton.

*That was sarcasm in case anyone missed that.*

I don't know who will be missed more.

Robert Palmer or George Plimpton.

*That was sarcasm in case anyone missed that.*

Double sarcasm, even.

Hmmm. I've been mentally composing a Plimpton obit blog post for the past few minutes, now that you mention it.

Here's one for ya'

Robert Palmer's station powers down.

You know you're getting old when you neglect to trim your bushy eyebrows [and paint brush ear hair], fucking jayzus!

Cooking is about presentation, I ask you, tizzie, ask that caterer if THAT'S presentation!

Maybe like my 101 year old grandmother, who doesn't notice that, either. At least I trim her hair for her.

Great tunage, jonmc. Ray Davies.Ah,
Theres a crack up in the ceiling,
And the kitchen sink is leaking.
Thanks for the reminder.

I have invented an entirely new form of art, in which I actually paint with my ear hair!

Dali paint for you!

I'll remember you all when I'm rich and famous, and maybe even let you share my heroin.

Senor Pollo, I will hold you to that promise. It's the best one I've had this morning.

An unusual and melancholy love, filled with yearning and ended perhaps with a strangle....the 9622.net Hallmark card.

All together now:

"Awwwww..."

The dog is thinking, "Hey, watch those hands, sister. At least sniff my butt and buy me some kibble first...."

Oddly enough, that perfectly describes last night.

*moons*

Damn. I told myself that I wouldn't do that.

Guess what? Bars close at two a.m. here.

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
SAN DIEGO?

On the other hand, I am now a blond with big tits and a botoxed forehead. Not to mention the labial surgery.

I suppose the shadowy moustache has gone too, has it?

Well, I guess it's back to the old photographs, then.

*starts searching the 9622 archives*

Well, you needed the tits but your forehead was already just fine.

And I have to plead the fifth on the labia.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{WITCHY}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

I miss ya like crazy, babe!!

Not to mention the labial surgery.

Didja go bigger or smaller? 'Cause I'll have to make the appropriate modifications to my blow-up companion...

9622.net: Not to mention the labial surgery.

Sometimes it seems like all we ever talk about is Witchstone's genitals.

(Miss you, babe.)

Witchy, good to see you and your genitals are doing fine.

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