Eyeballkid is not your ordinary monkey, oh no. And it's still his birthday.
I'd drink to that, but ....
Bless you, oh dweller on the bottom! Posted by tizzie at October 22, 2003 08:38 PM
Jeez louise, I'm drubk. I hope I just did that right, god love you, EBK.
Posted by: tizzie on October 22, 2003 08:39 PMnot as drubk as mee. Happy birfday you jocular oculkar fucker. may we share rice pudding, pastrami and beer again soon.
Posted by: jonmc on October 22, 2003 09:21 PMI was drubk a couple minutes ago...but it's taken me a half-hour to figure out how to type 9622.org correctly. It's amazing what eight hours re-wiring a '79 cj5, then going to the bar and watching Star Trek NG (and the attendant drinking game) will do against one's sobriety.
happy B/D EBK!
Posted by: notsnot on October 22, 2003 11:06 PMEyeballkid
Kid Notorious
Kid Galahad
Sue Monk Kidd
Cisco Kid
Kid Charlemagne
Joe Kidd
Kidney
Cap'n Kidd
Kid 'n Play
Jason Kidd
Kid Rock
Pecos Kid
With the possible exception of Kidney, no one else even comes close. Happy Birthday, Eyeballkid!
Posted by: Fes on October 22, 2003 11:21 PMTizzie: would you object to my including, in the next CD swap, a song from A Couple Of Newborn Red Pandas' new record?
Uh...oh hi EBK, happy birthday I guess, whatever... :)
Posted by: Miguel on October 23, 2003 02:11 AM9622.net: It's Dot Org!
(Yeah, yeah, I know, Homestar Runner references are the last refuge of the scoundrel.)
Happy B-Day, Eyeballkid, and be thankful your parents didn't name you "Christmas Card From A Hooker in Minneapolis." Y'know, because it would be awfully hard to fit that in a form...
Posted by: arto on October 23, 2003 05:42 AMA happy birthday indeed, Eyeballkid. (Actually, I feel like I know you well enough...can I just call you "eye"?)
Hope you can come back east sometime and heckle tourists and eat rice pudding with us.
And Katz's is calling youuuuu...
Posted by: Vidiot on October 23, 2003 08:33 AMSorry I won't be here today, I've run away to Portugal.
Oh Miguel! I'll practice conjugating fodido on the raft trip over.
Heh, did you know that if you do a Google search for "Portuguese terms for lovemaking" that 9622.net is the ONLY result?
Posted by: tizzie on October 23, 2003 09:08 AMAnd, if you are even in the area again, you are more than welcome for a bbq at my new evil headquarters, which will be fully operational on Nov. 15th.
Posted by: adampsyche on October 23, 2003 12:17 PMI'll practice conjugating fodido on the raft trip over.
Am I the only one that read that as "conjugal fodido"? I hope not.
And hope you had a happy one ebk, with many video games and 4X4s.
Posted by: ufez on October 23, 2003 12:58 PMHappy late bday...and if all went well, you're probably just sobering up about now. :)
Posted by: dejah on October 23, 2003 03:59 PMGifts I would give you EBK, if I did not live in Tennessee:
a fresh pack of crayons
a smooth stone to keep in your pocket
multiple beers
a cab ride home
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: brittney on October 23, 2003 04:06 PMebk,
May an unknown amount of starving toll booth operators exclaim "Soylent Green is made of your gelatinous pot" to you using only vaseline and your frozen urinal!
Wait...shit, wrong thread.
Happy birthday!
For your birthday, eyeballkid, I give you a big pile of HATE! It's fresh and warm and still gooey, just like you like it.
Enjoy.
Posted by: ecrivain on October 23, 2003 09:55 PMThe gift that keeps on giving! Ebk, if I may, you want to take that hate and bank it in your heart like an ember-fire; feed it a little, make sure to ventilate it every day, and it'll keep you nice and warm and quick on your feet.
*cuddles own hate, gives it a little smooch, tucks it back into the Dark Vault*
Posted by: Fes on October 24, 2003 01:29 AMWell the 1st time I saw him
was a Saigon jail
Cost me 27 dollars
just to pay for his bail.
I said your name will
be in lights...
and that's no doubt.
But you got to have
a manager that's
what it's all about
People would point
People would stare
I'll always be here
To protect you and to
cut down on the glare.
I know you can't speak
I know you can't sign
So cry right here on
the dotted line.
Hail, hail, the Eyeball Kid
-from Tom Waits The Eyeball Kid, MULE Variations
*Happy Birthday person I don't really know.*
Posted by: Valerie on October 24, 2003 07:25 AMA very late happy birthday, mighty eyeballkid.
That's a pretty big hate. Put some butter on that.
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