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something-something about rods, cones, and phallic symbols.

pretty bad when an "occasional" knows you well enough to say, "you're gonna kiss me now, and see what I'm doing later." ack.

I think the white spy has finally triumphed.

Either that, or the black one did, and the grossly-inflated hat was all that was left. Talk amongst yourselves.

#78675 of Brockville, North Dakota, shown with wife Ellie, beams with pride prior to accepting Best Performance in a Cloverleaf Interchange Resurfacing for his surprise hit "Exit 278 Under Repairs Until August" at the Traffic Control Device Awards, better known as the Pylonies.

man that was long. if brevity is the soul of whit, I'm obviously Faust.

Apropos of nothing, I want this hat.

What the Hell!
the classic styling and authentic coyote hide make this hat a conversation starter at any gathering.
"Hey Dave! Great party, eh? That's some dip your wife made."
"Thanks Phil. Er, nice hat."
"Thanks, Dave. It's perfect for rendezvous black-powder re-enactment enthusiasts."
"Uh, great phil, that's great." Edges away.

Made in Canada.
I had nothing to do with this and know nothing about it.

I had nothing to do with this and know nothing about it.

Like hell. Deny if you want, but it'll never work.

That hat is so wrong. And what the hell is "performance underwear"?

Hell if I know, but I'm adding flame decals and racing stripes to mine.

I am filled with rage.

There is a nice big hole in the drywall which fits the outline of my fist perfectly.

/offtangent

"Class, meet the President of the United States."

Crash needs love! Quick!
*sends virtual hug*
hmmm, maybe not.
*sends virtual panties and naughty photo*
no, no.
*sends virtual drywall mud and trowel*

Panties and mud.

That may be just the ticket.

...and a "large nose cone"
Is this the same cone that sold for several $100Ks?

No one understood Betty Jo's special relationship with the Wunderspike better than her soul mate, Sam. He admitted later, many years after Betty Jo's passing, that he was a little bit jealous, confessing that Wunderspike, at times, made him feel inadequate as a man.

[swap update]

I didn't get my disks out today as planned. Why?

Well, let me answer that with a question: does full-coverage auto insurance cover flooding?

[/swap update]

Oh my Cyrano, not knowing sure hope so. Bought a used car that went through some flooding. For the price the car ran great; along with a musky smell & stalling at odd moments while driving. I pulled the carpet up, that was how I fugured it out. When the humidity would be high or a rainy day a it stalled making right turn. So being able to know when it would rain, would drove those days: all left turns or U turns my arrival points.

SOmehow, I wind up being the mechanic in any group I'm in...
If your car has trouble with rainy days, the first thing to check is the distributor. At the bery least, take off the cap, dry it with a hair dryer, and file the little metal nubs on the inside. Next, check the wires, then the plugs - no cracks in the former, no crap on the latter. Barring these, usually, replacing the one or two wires that go from the ignition switch to the coil (older cars)/ computer (newer) usually does the trick. You weren't asking, but...

I just discovered that I do, indeed, have hardwood floors under all my ugly-ass tile. I'm so happy I could shit.

Oh my Cyrano, not knowing sure hope so.
Wanted to add: That really sucks. Saw some news footage last night, glad to know you're safe:)

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