Do the markings on the black car indicate he's killed two pedestrians and an alien?
Posted by: Crash on December 9, 2003 12:09 AMPerhaps, kaf, but where are they commuting to?
The office? Would the water cooler be replaced by a banana tree? On casual day, would ass-exposure and poop-fighting be permitted?
Come to think of it, I'm gonna go suggest that to my boss. Be right back.
Posted by: jonmc on December 9, 2003 11:47 AMSame old daily grind: Get to the office, put on the tiny cowboy hat, ride the goat.
I feel their pain.
Posted by: kaf on December 9, 2003 12:10 PMOf course, I am hesitant to spark the age old debate: What's better - A monkey riding a goat, or a goat riding a monkey?
Posted by: kaf on December 9, 2003 12:32 PMThere is no way that a goat riding a monkey is better. That's crazy talk!
Posted by: tizzie on December 9, 2003 12:54 PMWhat if the monkey was dressed up like The Gorton's Fisherman?
Posted by: kaf on December 9, 2003 12:59 PMDoes anybody wonder if the Gorton's Fisherman was gettin' some from Mrs. Paul's
Me and Mrs. Paul, we got a thing goin' on....
Posted by: jonmc on December 9, 2003 01:43 PMThat yellow slicker was an early Safe Sex message from the good folks at Gorton's.
Wrap that lightly breaded codfish stick, son.
Posted by: kaf on December 9, 2003 01:58 PMSame old daily grind:
Speaking of, what powers those cars: "the old man monkey grinder"?
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