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January 29, 2004 : Hello, Gorgeous...


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So, what's on your mind?

Posted by Vidiot at January 29, 2004 09:13 AM


People have said these things about that :

Like people, common marmosets live in family groups and do not mate freely with one another.


I think we're more bonobo than marmoset.

Posted by: tizzie on January 29, 2004 11:08 AM

Maybe the little suckers are just smarter than we are. At least the guys, anyways.

You know, I've heard that there's a fine line between evolution and devolution.

(As in:
Q. Are We Not Men? A. We Are Marmosets!)

Posted by: Chico on January 29, 2004 11:37 AM

These monkeys were Brazilian and thus able to remain faithful to many mates concurrently. We're basically mormons, but in thongs instead of church.

Posted by: liam on January 29, 2004 12:27 PM

Aren't bonobos the lesbian monkeys?

Posted by: Cyrano on January 29, 2004 01:32 PM

They're the masturbating, oral sex engaging, orgy-laden, bisexual leaders of the jungle.

Posted by: ufez on January 29, 2004 02:21 PM

And What Will Be Their Child?

Posted by: seLLuL on January 29, 2004 07:01 PM

Vidiot, I think the link is f00ked.

Posted by: tizzie on January 29, 2004 09:14 PM

We must liberate the little guy.

Posted by: ana on January 30, 2004 07:57 AM

D'oh! Sorry.

Posted by: Vidiot on January 30, 2004 08:06 AM

Who got quoted in the business news today saying that her company was "flogging the troops" to get them to make $1Billion in sales before fiscal year end???

Oh gawd. Sooooo professional!

Posted by: tizzie on January 30, 2004 01:44 PM

Heh. Good work, tiz. Two words: Prepublication approval.

Posted by: ana on January 30, 2004 03:45 PM

That photo makes me happy.
Tender monkey hug.
The word 'marmoset' makes me happy.
La la la.

Posted by: towerbrave on January 30, 2004 04:17 PM

[beavis]
huh-huh, she said "flogging the troops". huh-huh.
[/beavis]

Posted by: arto on January 30, 2004 05:02 PM
Why not join in and say something too?

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