Today was a special day! Marmosets screeched, gorillas thumped their chests, orangutans brachiated with glee, and bonobos... well, the bonobos did what they do best. Why?
Because today was Tizzie's 29th Birthday!
Congratulations, my dear! A thousand wishes that your day was a glorious one!
Happy one tizzstress! I've been awake for about half an hour, and I'm supposed to start Super Bowl prepartying in like 45 minutes. Is there a time between waking and drinking that's considered okay? Or do we all get a free pass for the football game?
Posted by: ufez on February 1, 2004 01:20 PMHappy Birthday, Tizzie!
Ufez, have a beer for breakfast and if it wasn't bad, have one more for dessert.
Posted by: notsnot on February 1, 2004 01:49 PMYou're 29 already? They grow so fast, right in front of your monitor, don't they.
Happy birthday, tizzie. May breakfast beers be hoisted for you all over the place this fine, fine day.
Posted by: Chico on February 1, 2004 03:33 PMYay, Tizz! Have a Super Birthday XXIX*!
* (c) and TM National Football League, Inc. All Rights Reserved. We mean it, dammit.
Posted by: yhbc on February 1, 2004 04:10 PMAwwww, thanks! Y'all are too kind to this 29 year old Kentuckian :-)
I was out on the town until 2 a.m. enjoying birthday spankings and cold drinks from warm friends - now I'm off to fall asleep while pretending to watch some guys run around on astroturf.
I *heart* you monkeys!
Posted by: tizzie on February 1, 2004 08:24 PMOh Tizzie! Have a happy, happy birthday - in fact have the whole year! Thanks for - hey, why should the spectre of Billy Joel prevent me from saying what's in my heart? - for being exactly the way you are. :)
Posted by: Miguel on February 1, 2004 10:27 PMOh my god, I missed Tizzie's birthday. How could I do that to my soul sister?
Happy birthday, Tizzie! Sounds like you had a good'un.
Posted by: c_s on February 2, 2004 11:36 AMAnd dammit, I missed the birthday spankings. Guess I'll have to wait for TizzieBirthdayFest XXX next year.
And congratulations!
Posted by: Vidiot on February 2, 2004 11:56 AMWow, it's good to know my birthday wasn't upstaged by Janet's boobie - at least among you, my faithful friends!
Posted by: tizzie on February 2, 2004 12:04 PMSpeaking of running amok, WTF is up with all the comment spam on the "recent comments" part of the front page? It looks like each individual message has been turned into a thread, with the same fucking message in it. Powers that be, if you find out who didi this, give me an adress and 48 hours, and we'll solve that spammer's problem.
Fes, what you doing this weekend, and did you stock up on AK-47 ammo like I asked? ;)
Posted by: notsnot on February 2, 2004 03:10 PMAK? Check. Ammo? Check. Ninja Suit? Check. Big roll of black plastic from the Depot? Checkity check. Where the hell you been, Notsnot?
And what is UP with the friggin spammers?? How can they start new threads???
A second Happy Birthday to you, Tizzie-baby!
Posted by: Fes on February 2, 2004 04:15 PMTizzieBirthdayFest XXX.
Now that's the kind of party I'm willing to wait fifty-one weeks in line for.
Posted by: Chico on February 2, 2004 04:53 PMHaooy Birthday tizzie.
as far as the spam goes, I just deleted most of it.. looks like whoever it was really liked all the messages from April 25, 2002. (aka day 1)
Posted by: tj on February 2, 2004 05:48 PMHey, have you guys seen what our beloved spongmonkeys are up to?
Click on the (Quicktime, 5MB) ad, or at least the clickable coupon. (The horror. The horror.)
Posted by: Chico on February 3, 2004 01:34 AMSorry about linking to a corporate site, but this seemed a bit -- y'know, egregious and close to home.
Posted by: Chico on February 3, 2004 01:38 AMYeah, between that and the (bland, generic) car ad using the Flaming Lips' "Do you realize", it's like they all of a sudden decided *I'm8 a desirab;e demographic. I feel so dirty.
And not in that good way, for once.
Oh yeah, and happy belated, Tizzie. Hope you had a blasdt.
not fixing all your typos is the new punk rock!
Teach me not to check in-
Happy birthday, Tizz.
For such a sweet lookn' lady, you sure do arm wrestle sumthin' fierce.
...a big belated, Happy Birthday Tiz...Cheers!
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