That is more profound than The Pieta.
Thank you, Crash.
Oh Tizzie!
Were it not for your astonishing kindness and wit, so beautifully expressed by your words and generosity, I would challenge Crash to a duel, for so unforgivably usurping my staple claim on your affections.
*munches some Beer Nuts and has a swig of Maker's Mark*
P.S. Crash, "buddy" (*deafening teeth-gnashing noise, followed by sound of sulphuric acid hissing*) the baby animal photos are mine, mine, mine, OK? Find your own way of wooing Tizzie, you degenerate! I have enough trouble with suave Uncle Fes, regarding her voluble, charming attentions!
Don't make me tell you twice! :)
Posted by: Miguel on March 26, 2004 11:57 AMAwww...the local nipple or as that youngster may say: the Suck N Go...
Posted by: thomcatspike on March 26, 2004 12:06 PMI have multiple suitors! Well that makes my day!
***does the happy tizzie dance of 1000 veils***
**gets tripped up and falls on her ass**
Posted by: tizzie on March 26, 2004 03:18 PMtizzie, that's at least 993 veils too many.
Unless it's one for each of your suitors.
(He said, smiling wryly.)
Posted by: Chico on March 26, 2004 03:52 PMThe other night, I was getting on the W train at 8th street and sniffed the air. "I smell Chinese food." I thought to myself. I looked around the train for someone with a tray. I didn't see anyone. But on the bench on the other side of the door I saw a young Asian girl vomiting. I guess I *was* smelling chinese food after all. It was a looong ride home.
Ah, life.
Posted by: jonmc on March 26, 2004 03:56 PMMonkeys Discuss Their Careers in Pornographic Films of the 1970s
Posted by: krimur on March 26, 2004 05:23 PM
Blocking img tags in comments now? Bum.
Here, then.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on March 27, 2004 08:49 AMYeah, it's all "awwww, looka da cute baby" now...
But after the revolution, when young Zaius here is sending you and your kin off to be lobotomized will you feel the same way?
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