Yes, blatantly stolen from MonkeyFilter, which is getting all the good monkey links these days.
Best of all, the monkeys enjoy their work.
I'm sure my bosses think that about me, too - capitalist bastards.
Free the monkeys! Don't make them pick tea!
Posted by: tizzie on April 9, 2004 08:42 AMStrange Case. What exactly could they charge this guy with? Sure, the guy's a bit of a fruitcake and I sure as fuck wouldn't have given him the job, but is this illegal?
Posted by: jonmc on April 9, 2004 09:49 AM*sound of sirens approaching*
That's a pretty clear case of someone who's crazy, loony, nuts. A mental case. Non copos mentis.
Heh, I googled that to see if I spelled it right (I didn't) and look who came up on the first page! Our own stavrosthewonderchicken.
Posted by: tizzie on April 9, 2004 10:18 AM*pictures stav in diaper and pink stretch pants*
*removes eyes with pointed stick*
Posted by: jonmc on April 9, 2004 10:22 AMMy prayers have been answered...
Please, please, please, let this escalate into violence. Pure bloody cleansing violence. HAHAHA!!!
Posted by: jon "cranky old fart" mc on April 9, 2004 11:56 AMDude. Why don't you just go back to having your own blog? I don't get it.
Posted by: kaf on April 9, 2004 12:04 PMIt's not like there was much going on in this thread anyway. So, I said something that occured to me.
The reasons I stopped blogging are way too complicated to go into here, but I still sometimes like conversation and being a part of things, so I'll sometimes post a tidbit here. If I've gotta play amiable buffoon to stimulate some fun and be part of the gang, that's OK with me.
Wasn't trying to make trouble or nothing.
Posted by: jon "fuckwit" mc on April 9, 2004 12:09 PMPlus, monkeys are social, not loners.
So... *flings poo*
Posted by: tizzie on April 9, 2004 12:54 PMYou mean job-hunting in a diaper is illegal in New Jersey?
Friggin' puritans.
Posted by: Chico on April 9, 2004 02:30 PMThat's what I was thinkin', chico. I mean he's obviously a nutter, but is there a law against wearing poop-filled diapers in pink strectch pants? Because they'd have to throw half the resthome residents in Enjay in the klink.
Posted by: jonmc on April 9, 2004 02:32 PMThis product cannot be shipped outside the UK.
hmmm...
AAAAAAAAAAACK!
OOP OOP OOP
NICKETY NICKETY NICKETY SHLOOP
ARK ARK ARK!
Posted by: Crash on April 11, 2004 02:58 AMBy the way, where is everyone?
(So, Tizzie, we're finally alone at last!)
Posted by: Vidiot on April 15, 2004 01:39 PM*burst in wearing a leapordskin stetson and a leather bustier*
Not so fast! Let's Make it a party!
BTW, vidiot, you wanna join me and pips at the Tom Perrota thing on Sunday night?
[melting in the sun]
Waves at Tizzie...hope all are experiencing the lovely spring weather moving on up from the south.
Assuming I'm in town, Jon, sure.
And that leather bustier is mine, bitch.
Posted by: Vidiot on April 15, 2004 02:54 PM*waves* Hi y'all!
Yes, the sun is shining here and all is well. I even paid the f00king taxes this morning, and I'm still smiling.
The only thing that's vaguely disturbing is the juxtaposition in the headlines just now about McD's introducing Adult Happy Meals at the same time a new ad campaign is kicking off for viagra. Whenever I've had an "adult happy meal" there was never any need for .... oh, nevermind.
Posted by: tizzie on April 15, 2004 02:58 PMyeah, I thought that "adult happy meals" typically involved Champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries...
Posted by: Vidiot on April 15, 2004 02:58 PMIf Kafkaesque had a comments section over at MLAAAG, we could all go and bother him. He sounds quite mopey.
Posted by: tizzie on April 15, 2004 04:08 PMAs a matter of fact, we do. Back behind the squirrel salsa next to the dove truffles.
Posted by: ufez on April 15, 2004 05:44 PMMeetups make me jealous.
Do we have monkey coffee? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Posted by: tizzie on April 15, 2004 09:16 PMLook, I've been camped out behind this tree for a week trying to find that out. I'll letcha know if and when it happens.
P.S. Turns out he's the guy who hides all those faded copies of Hustler in the bushes. Who knew?
Ah, moping's overrated.
Simpering, on the other hand...ooh, that's the stuff.
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