Ufez Jones is 25! 
...And probably a little hungover this morning.
Awwww. He's just a baby!
(I forget that MT has my old moniker....)
Anyhow, Happy Birthday Ufez!
I would like to be the first one to give birthday spankings.
Ufez, my favorite Mexican Pimp, may your beer always be cold, and may your butt always have someones name on it. Happy birthday, man.
Posted by: jonmc on June 24, 2004 09:57 AMHay-seuss, mang. We been talken all week about sheet of one kine or nother, and you never say nothing about joo barthday?
That muss chainge, mang.
Happy twenty-fith, my fren. Stay free.
Posted by: Chico on June 24, 2004 10:47 AMHappy Birthday Mr Jones.
Let it also be noted that today the right and left halves of Miguel's brain face off against each other in the Stadium of Light.
Posted by: liam on June 24, 2004 11:45 AMHappy Birthday, mighty Ufez.
At this rate you'll beat the draft no sweat.
Mr. Jones is back!
Sales men
Conventioneers
Some rock stars
With tambourines
Short skirts
And skinny legs
Selling bibles
And real estate
It's a big day for Mr. Jones
He is not so square
Mr. Jones will stick around
He's everybody's friend
Fast cars
And motorbikes
I'm sure glad
He's on our side
The Jones Gang
Down at the bar
Watch out, this time
They've gone too far
They call for Mr. Jones
They put him in charge
Mr. Jones will help us out
He's a lucky guy
It is Mr. Jones' Birthday party
For another year
In his hotel room Party favors
It's a holiday
-talking heads
(Ee-gad, I'm such a geek.) Happy Birthday there, Ufez!
Posted by: towerbrave on June 24, 2004 12:28 PMMr Jones!
Put a wiggle in your stride!
Loosen up!
I believe he'll be alright!
Changing clothes!
Now he's got ventilated slacks!
Bouncing off the walls, Mr Jones is back!
(sorry, I had to add that.)
(PS Can we get pics of the ventilated slacks in question, ufez?)
This was a little to close for comfort, in more ways than one. Never again will I make jokes about how many dogs and small children there are in 'the beaches' near where I live. Horray for frendly dogs!
Posted by: towerbrave on June 24, 2004 02:37 PMUfez - Happy Birthday man!
e-mail me & I'll buy you drinks & shots...really lets hook up for lunch or HH after your festivities in the upcoming week sometime.
Knew there was more to The Summer Solstice than the heat.
*emerges from bottomless pile of work*
Thanks everyone. I figure at the rate I'm going, I'll be dead by fifty, so I know qualify for combover/red convertible/cruising high school parking lot status.
I'd say that's different from the past few years, but I can't really figure out that it is.
At this rate you'll beat the draft no sweat.
I'd be lying if I said that hadn't crossed my mind.
And you got it TCS. A bunch of my friends are bailing on me and heading to Vegas next week, so I'm pretty much open game through Thursday night.
Posted by: ufez on June 24, 2004 04:23 PMBonne fete ufez!
And damnit, I WILL find a way to make fun of your name. Somehow...somehow....
Posted by: salmonberry on June 25, 2004 12:31 AMHey, is the poulos behind this wonderful looking establishment any relation to our own?
Posted by: jonmc on June 25, 2004 11:18 AMHappy birthday, ufez!
(And since everyone got all the good songs, I'll refrain from quoting Counting Crows at y'all...)
Posted by: Vidiot on June 25, 2004 11:24 AMTurtle Sundae Orgasm? Wasn't that a Captain Beefheart album?
Posted by: Vidiot on June 25, 2004 01:56 PMNaw. It's actually an all-female Wilco cover band. They're pretty good.
Posted by: Chico on June 25, 2004 02:29 PMHowever, "Naw, it's actually an all-female Wilco cover band, they're pretty good" is a rare Godspeed? You "Black" (Emperor) b-side from 1997. Which sounds, well, like an obscure Godspeed, etc., etc., b-side from 1997.
Happy birthday, comrade Ufez! :)
(Sorry I'm so late to the party - I've been alarmingly offline recently, though on track and all that, writing.)
Posted by: Miguel on June 28, 2004 01:21 AMAs languisheth Miguel, so followeth I... Sorry about the delay, Ufez my friend, but Happy Birthday!
"I am not young enough to know everything." -Oscar Wilde
Posted by: Fes on June 29, 2004 09:02 AMOnce again, I'm always the last to know.
Happy Belated Birthday, Ufez!
(Even if you do root for the Stars)
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