Free your mind with this July 4th question:
Who would you like to bang?
Take it any way you want to!
Posted by tizzie at July 04, 2004 10:33 AMOver the head?
GWB
In the biblical sense?
Ingrid Bergman
(Umm, that's if I could travel back in time. I'm not going to dig up her grave or anything...well, at least not a second time. I learned my lesson, your honour, I'm fully rehabilitated)
Posted by: filmgoerjuan on July 4, 2004 12:46 PMwith a bat: GWB, several mefites, ralph nader,boy george, rush limbaugh, andrea dworkin, al sharpton and morrissey.
In the biblical sense...
Chapter 1:
alyson hannigan, janeane garofalo, maggie gyllenhaal, minnie driver, lesley boone, danni ashe, angie everhart, halle berry, christina ricci, natalie portman, charlize theron, audra mitchell, drew barrymoore, lauren graham, melissa mccarthy, sara gilbert, salma hayek, heather graham, lisa loeb, bonnie raitt....
Posted by: jonmc on July 4, 2004 01:21 PMGod, I feel your pain right now. I'm guessing Lisbon right now kinda feels like Calgary did right after we lost the Stanley Cup. Still, you've gotta enjoy the ride...
Which of course, is all on topic, as I would most definitely bang Nelly Furtado. I mean, who wouldn't?
Posted by: arto on July 5, 2004 12:04 AMOver the head? Fartass little fleep new salesguy who thinks that every time he fucks up, he can somehow lay it on my doorstep. I've fended off two of these so far (deftly, I might add - dude's a tartlette, and I've been in this gladiator pit for SEVEN years), but I've got better things to do with my time. The bitchcake of it is? TOTALLY unnecessary. If he'd come to me and ask me to be a scapegoat in front of a potential client? I'd do it in a heartbeat, done it a dozen times before. But no, he's gotta send snide missives to my boss that I have to swat down. For that, I'd give him a shovel-blade across the crown.
Biblical sense? There are few qualities that disqualify :) But if I had to name a top six? In no particular order... (1) Fairuza Balk, (2) Rena Sofer, (3) Linda Fiorentino (I have a thing for brunettes with great eyes), (4) the girls from Luscious Jackson, (5) Alex Kingston (if only to hear her order room service in that voice), and (6) Lena Olin. Honorable Mention? Diane Venora. First runner-up? There's this woman on the late morning train, she's about 38-40; dark hair (of course) just past the shoulder, laugh lines just starting to lay in, *perfect* teeth (I know because I managed to get one smile out of her, more on that in a sec), superb ass. She's a music teacher or something, because one day she was sitting across the aisle from me (I pretended to read, but spent the entire trip watching her cross and uncross her legs, which were stellar and wrapped in these beautiful black nylons that I suspect were thigh-highs because at her thigh, just barely visible, were these meshy scrollwork things...) and she dropped a stack of sheet music, piano I think, which I immediately bent to pick up for her. I think she'd seen me eyeballing those legs, because as I handed her the music, she gave me this smile, laughing and challenging and smoky and knowing...
Anyway, just once I'd like to hear her whisper my name, low and close and with satisfaction.
Second runner-up: Nicki Nova. Every bit of evil in my soul coalesced into one woman. No one would ever see me again.
How the hell has everyone been? Been busy lately, sorry.
Posted by: Fes on July 6, 2004 12:29 AMEither Sarah Vowell or Rebecca Gayheart. Whichever calls me first wins.
Posted by: dong resin on July 6, 2004 02:33 AMI have a thing for brunettes with great eyes
As a myopic blonde, let me just shoot myself now.
Posted by: tizzie on July 6, 2004 10:04 AMWell, in that case, tiz, you'd just have to throw a (really large) flag over him and do him for Old Glory.
Posted by: jonmc on July 6, 2004 12:06 PMI'll stick with Milla Jovovich, Annie Lennox, Fairuza Balk, Patsy Kensit in Absolute Beginners, Amanda Donohoe in Lair of the White Worm and, somewhat inexplicably, Catherine Zeta-Jones. But Michael Douglas wouldn't be allowed to watch.
Posted by: kaf on July 6, 2004 02:17 PMMiguel, how are you taking the loss? You'd have to say Greece deserved it, no? Maybe if your boys would pass a little, and stop all that diving...
Posted by: kaf on July 6, 2004 02:18 PM But Michael Douglas wouldn't be allowed to watch.
... or he'd have to pay a hundred.
I'm currently smitten by Amanda Palmer (1, 2) of the Dresden Dolls.
Also, Meg White and Shena Ringo.
Posted by: jpoulos on July 6, 2004 05:06 PM
I will also admit to a somewhat embarrassing infatuation with Patricia Richardson.
I'm strange, I realize.
Posted by: jonmc on July 6, 2004 06:38 PMWow, did we break that GeoCities page ourselves? I didn't know that the power of the monkeys was that destructive! Good on us.
Posted by: tizzie on July 6, 2004 09:00 PMI don't think GeoCities actually has any pages on it anymore. They just serve up that "Bandwidth limit exceeded" page to any and all comers. Saves 'em a ton of dough.
Posted by: arto on July 6, 2004 11:57 PMKaf, we see eye to eye on the Amanda Donohoe in Lair of the White Worm thing.
My word, that is some tasty, tasy paganism.
As a myopic blonde, let me just shoot myself now.
Hey, now wait a sec. I make exceptions for "naughty librarian" Kentuckians.
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