Not wanting to make a scene in the delivery room,Mr. Treeperson summoned up all he had and willed himself to not see a baby panda in his soon to be ex-wife's arms, rather he saw the divorce settlement he'd been waiting for.
Posted by: dong resin on July 27, 2004 12:43 PMYeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off
You know what I'm sayin'
Ahh, you reach down put it between my legs n' ease the seat back
She's runnin', I'm flyin'
Right behind in the rearview mirror now
Got the fearin', power steerin'
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now
Pandama!
Posted by: ufez on July 27, 2004 01:03 PM*giggle giggle giggle*
Quite right. Does he not need a Martini glass (the gin now warm and unwanted, neglected but swished about lackadaisacally for cheap thrills) in that right paw?
his soon to be ex-wife's arms
This is S.J.Perelman/Robert Benchley quality. Thank you, Mr.Resin. I'll be dining off this for years to come.
Posted by: Miguel on July 27, 2004 01:13 PMI am Miguel's love slave. He subscribes to a baby animal photo service just to do this to me.
Posted by: tizzie on July 27, 2004 01:54 PMTrue, Tizzie love - best decision I ever made! You do know you were doomed from the moment I discovered your weakness, did you not, my honeyblossom charm, my perdition and destiny. my fate turned into everblooming luck?
Baby animals were easy. But for two years now I've been studying and preparing for the most difficult parts - so please untie all unnecessary or bothersome bonds before I arrive!
*This is, courtesy of old Portuguese novels, a 19th Century style message, but no less truthful or sincere because of it!*
:)
Posted by: Miguel on July 27, 2004 02:09 PMI'm blushing from cheeks to cheeks.
*swoon*
*unties all bonds, unzips all zippers, etc. etc.*
I'll take two, please!
Hey, what is this trend towards doing work during the day? You know, the internet suffers when we don't all do our part.
Posted by: tizzie on July 28, 2004 04:44 PMSorry, tiz. It's just that I get here, and there's all these cool flashing fluorescent lights and the phone's ringing, and people scream at me like whatever I'm doing really matters to them, it's like people actually want to talk to me!
And they're so insistent and I have no willpower. And then I drink and go home and sleep, and feel shame.
Posted by: Chico on July 28, 2004 05:39 PMI haven't been working so much as hiding. From the hot and the sun, and that takes up all my time. But now the light wafting smoke in the air from the forest fires has helped to cool off the burning rays. So hello.
*reads up a ways*
You people are filthy. Filthy!
Posted by: salmonberry on July 28, 2004 07:33 PMMy eyes! These link buttons do nothing!
Okay, does THIS seem like a good idea to anyone else?
Posted by: dong resin on July 29, 2004 12:57 PMWouldn't bug me at all, dong. Just don't start charging $4.50 service fees a la ticketmaster.
Oh, chico, salmonberry: your cock-rock jock-swap CD's are officially posted. Sorry for being so delinquent.
Posted by: ufez on July 29, 2004 01:24 PMMiguel, is that terrible forest fire close to you?!?
I will worry until I hear that you are away from danger.
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