In case you've been locked in an Iraqi prison for the last few months, you know that Dong Resin has written a book. Well, it's finally in stores. I got my copy yesterday. It's frickin' hiliarious. Plus, we monkeys get a shoutout!
Dong assures me that he's already paid his NAMBLA dues for the year, so they won't see any of the money. I know some of you were worried about that.
Powell's
Amazon
Barnes & Noble
It's on my wishlist. My hope is that the bastard will still sign autographs for us after the money and fame start driving him to Andy-Dick-like levels of psychopathy. I'm particularly looking forward to the day when Dongy reaches the "I keep my ziplocked feces in a chest freezer in a self-storage locker in Destin" phase.
Posted by: Fes on September 3, 2004 10:00 AMJ-po, you dolt, I had a copy set aside for you.
I have them for all of you, I've just been too distracted to get them out in the mail, but I assure you they're on the way.
I'm getting four. One for each corner of my bathroom.
I'm having one of them laminated. Can't be too prepared, I say.
Posted by: Chico on September 3, 2004 11:49 AMWhat the hell, some one copied Mr Dong. I’ll bring the marshmallows at this author's book burning.
All hail the dong! And the resin, too. Oh yes, the resin.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on September 4, 2004 07:27 AMWhen you think about it, it's really all about the resin.
Posted by: jpoulos on September 4, 2004 12:35 PMHaving just finished the book, Dong, I have one complaint: Where are all the pussy jokes? Did the lawyers make you take out the pussy jokes?
Posted by: jpoulos on September 4, 2004 02:49 PMThere are about 10 pages of lawyer-removed humor, plot and villainy.
What I gave them, and what they're selling are two completely different things, sadly
I am going to start hanging out at the local Barnes & Noble, just so that whenever anyone picks up the book or otherwise displays any interest in it whatsoever I can casually say:
"Hey, I know that guy. The "D" stands for "Dong".
It's a difficult commitment, but one which I am willing to undertake.
Posted by: yhbc on September 4, 2004 11:43 PMAnd a worthwhile one, at that, commish. You're an inspiration to us all.
Posted by: jpoulos on September 5, 2004 09:54 AMI find it funny that they misquoted their own book when they excerpted it here
Posted by: jpoulos on September 5, 2004 01:37 PMFrom the Amazon page:
1 person recommended Ameri-Breast Herbal Breast Enhancement (bottle of 90) instead of The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries : My Life Tailing Paris Hilton
Okay...
Posted by: Vidiot on September 6, 2004 02:55 AMYeah, I'm glad I went with the Breath Enhancement. Minty fresh!
Oh, wait, I was supposed to put that stuff on my breasts?!?!?
Posted by: tizzie on September 6, 2004 09:32 AMI cannot wait to get a copy. Congratulations, Mr. Resin!
Posted by: ana on September 6, 2004 10:54 PM1 person recommended Ameri-Breast Herbal Breast Enhancement (bottle of 90) instead of The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries : My Life Tailing Paris Hilton
How fucking beautiful is that?
Posted by: ana on September 6, 2004 10:57 PMOkay, I'll own up: that was me.
I figured, I can always get another copy of the book. But naturally enhanced breasts? Are forever.
(You know, they look great, all covered with chest hair like this.
'Scuse us for a second.)
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