Last Friday, my younger sister gave birth to a healthy baby girl, Penelope Jane, making me Crazy Uncle Jon.
Ain't she cute??


Congratulations, Uncle Jon!
Hey! You should start a band!
Posted by: yhbc on September 6, 2004 06:18 PMBeautiful, Uncle Jon - congratulations to you and your family. She looks tall!
Posted by: tizzie on September 6, 2004 08:29 PMMany congratulations, Jon. Wait until she's at least four or five before you start trying to corrupt her, okay?
Posted by: Vidiot on September 6, 2004 11:34 PMRemember, jon. No deep fried Mars bars yet. Not even blended in a bottle.
Posted by: adam on September 7, 2004 08:14 AMNo matter how many times people claim it, I am unswerving in my opinion that babies are not cute.
Still, congrats, oh food-preservative-enhanced one!
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on September 7, 2004 09:30 AMStavros has yet to smell the head. Smell the head, Stav! Take in the pheremonal cuteness-receptor activators! Smell the head, you magnificent bastard! SMELL IT!!!!
congrats, Uncle Jon! A little uncle-y advice: when in doubt? Give them money and send them back to their parents.
Posted by: Fes on September 7, 2004 09:44 AMCongadulations, indeed.
In about three months, she'll be ready for roasting.
Posted by: Chico on September 7, 2004 10:10 AMCongrats, Jon. Although technically, you didn't have a hand in any of this--why am I congratulating you?
(You didn't have a hand in this, right Jon? Right?)
Anyhow, congrats nonetheless.
Virgos RULE!
Yes, and a very happy birthday (yesterday) to YOU, Ms. Dana!
Fes is absolutely correct. Once the head-smelling occurs, the bond is unbreakable.
Posted by: tizzie on September 7, 2004 11:12 AMWhy do they all look like Winston Churchill? Anyways, congrats Unka Jon.
Posted by: Mars on September 7, 2004 05:45 PM9622.net: Smell the head, you magnificent bastard! SMELL IT!!!!
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