
She knows more than this curmudgeon thinks.

Doesn't he look like the Evil Scientist in some 1950's horror movie?
Linguists will always deny that animals can talk, Dr. Savage-Rumbaugh argues, "because it doesn't fit comfortably in their view of the universe."
Posted by: tizzie on September 8, 2004 08:50 AMI have $5 that says that guy is blood-related to Donald Pleasance.
And, uh, is Koko playing video poker there? Who took Koko to Vegas??
Posted by: Fes on September 8, 2004 09:31 AMA resounding "apple nipple crap!" to all the doctors, I say!!!
Posted by: dana on September 8, 2004 09:46 AMI just got spam from "A. Lotta Pee." You know, I could think of better stupid names than that when I was in first grade, fer christs sake.
Posted by: tizzie on September 8, 2004 03:00 PMA. Lotta Pee is down to writing spam for a living now? My God, what a shameful decline. To think he was once co-author of the literary classic, "A Long Day's Journey Into the Outhouse", with Willy Makeit and Betty Wont.
As for Dr. Savage-Rumbaugh, the only thing he's written that's worth a damn is "When Cuban Bands Attack."
Posted by: arto on September 8, 2004 04:29 PMI am continually impressed by the fake names of spammers. Iguana P. Mastodon is a particular favorite. Of course, that's my grandmother's name, so I'm biased
Posted by: kaf on September 8, 2004 05:14 PMI think my favorites have been Hephzibah Squires and Hussein Hetty.
Who wouldn't click on anything they have to say?
Posted by: Vidiot on September 8, 2004 10:19 PMGreat, now I'm picturing Saddam Hussein disguised as Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies. Try getting *that* visual out of your head.
Posted by: arto on September 9, 2004 03:15 AMI wonder what our Evil Non-Respectin' teh Animals scientist guy would say about this? Bwahahahaaa!
Posted by: tizzie on September 9, 2004 11:09 AMA note about posting images:
We encourage users to post images, especially those hilarous pics of monkeys
wearing dresses or programming for Linux. But posting images that reside on someone
else's server is considered by many to be bandwidth theft. Our thoughts
on the matter, along with some solutions to the problem, can be found
here. Thanks.
In an effort to help eliminate spam (and to preserve the sanity of the 9622 Volunteer Simian Spam-Cop Brigade) all threads older than 30 days will now be closed to comments.
