Two Presidential Debates and one Vice-Presidential debate have already brought us YouForgotPoland.com, Factcheck.com, and needsumwood.com. Let's hear your predictions on which domains will be swooped up as a result of tonight's wonderous soundbites.
Posted by ufez at October 13, 2004 12:08 PMjohnashcroftwasagreatappointment.com
scaliaandthomasareawesome.com
youforgotallthecontractorsiniraq.com (in re: job growth)
Posted by: whatnot on October 13, 2004 12:32 PMMan, you all are serious and shit. I was thinking more:
thechiquitabananasonginpidgeonslovenian.com
or
CAFTAhatesBelize.com
Posted by: ufez on October 13, 2004 01:42 PMslapmybuttocksfirmlywiththisboardbecauseIvebeenverybaaaad.com
Posted by: jonmc on October 13, 2004 02:00 PMhttp://whatsthatbulge.com
Easily converted to "mature" usage after the election.
Posted by: Crash on October 13, 2004 02:50 PMmy fantasy would be
whatever-sound-Bush-makes-after-he-pisses-his-pants-and-suffers-several-painful-electric-shocks-from-a-short-circuiting-hidden-transmittor.com
Posted by: dana on October 13, 2004 03:34 PMfuck-this-i-dont-have-to-take-this-clear-the-room-attention-citizens-martial-law-is-in-effect.com
Posted by: jpoulos on October 13, 2004 03:40 PMdesperate_men_do_desperate_deeds.com
but I really like Adam's best!
Posted by: tizzie on October 13, 2004 04:37 PMMaybe Bush will express his congratulations to Lyndie England for her blessed event.
Now wouldn't that be special!
Posted by: tizzie on October 13, 2004 05:18 PMUnless it's strapped to a Texas gurney with a needle in its arm.
Posted by: Vidiot on October 13, 2004 05:43 PMletmefinsh.com is the easiest...being his last debate.
Posted by: thomcatspike on October 13, 2004 06:37 PMCulture of life?!?! Culture of life!?!?
God damn, I heard that little sound bite in the car on the way to work, and my brain exploded all over the inside of my nice little VW.
Poor, poor brain!
Posted by: tizzie on October 14, 2004 08:09 AMBuggyandhorse.com!
What the hell was that joke he made about the media? That was like watching a fading Borscht Belt comedian performing at the Airport Ramada.
Posted by: dana on October 14, 2004 09:45 AMI imagine Peter is having a little trouble being accepted by the other boys at obedience school.
Posted by: tizzie on October 14, 2004 11:24 AMwww.kerry-is-a-reanimated-zombie-who-doesnt-get-the-big-laughs-but-has-the-advantage-of-not-being-a-warmongering-cokehead-feeb.com
Posted by: kafkatouille on October 14, 2004 12:06 PMI'm looking forward to great things from the England boy.
Posted by: Fes on October 14, 2004 12:27 PMWhile we're on the subject of politics, I've posted here before about my neighbors in Rabbit Hash.
Since they've got another mayor's race this year featuring, among other candidates, a pig of my acquaintance (LuLu the pig - we call her "Sean's niece"), Sean's brother-in-law is reminiscing about Goofy, the old mayor, in today's paper.
And I quote:
"Goofy was a wonderful dog and a good mayor, although he eventually had to be euthanized because he developed testicular cancer. ...
"But as mayor, he ran the entire neighborhood daily and saw to it than any dog bowl left out was cleaned completely.
"He also served as a canine speed bump. When he laid in the middle of the road in front of the Rabbit Hash General Store, you had to slow down and go around him because he would not get up for anything.
"We all miss him. To date, I believe we are the only community in the United States that has euthanized a public official."
Posted by: tizzie on October 14, 2004 01:16 PMI'd put both Utah Senators (in fact, our entire Congressional delegation) on the euthanasia list, but I'm not sure anyone would notice if they stopped breathing.
Posted by: Crash on October 14, 2004 02:41 PMOh, I'd definitely notice if Ol' Orrin went the way of Ole Yeller. After all, think of the musical talent we'd "miss."
Bennett, though? Hmmm. I might just yawn.
Posted by: Vidiot on October 14, 2004 03:16 PM(The spam is really taking over here, isn't it.)
You know, I would love, love, love to be a pig of anyone's acquaintance.
Posted by: Chico on October 18, 2004 11:46 AMIn the interest of discussion:
kafovan: Fuck your 'quakes.
That is all.
Posted by: ufez on October 18, 2004 01:04 PMOr, to clarify for everyone but myself, kaf, and possibly lupo:
For the fact that the San Jose Earthquakes came in to play the Dallas Burn to decide the final playoff spot in the Western Conference of Major League Soccer, in, not only the last game of the regular season but the Burn's last game in Dallas proper before they follow the great white flight dollars out to the suburbs, what will in all likelihood be my last time in the Cotton Bowl; and whereas, in the event of a tie the Quakes got the playoff spot anyhow and even after Eddie Johnson's beautiful goal from a Jason Kries cross (Kries cross will make ya...) the Quakes scored two goals in three minutes and even after Oscar Pareja's game tying shot the Quakes sat back on their haunches and pussy-footed their way to force the tie; and even though the Burn had many opportunities via free kicks at the end of the game but failed (barely) to put any of them on goal it's easier for me to spit venomous comments out westward and pray for Brian Ching to be flogged mercilessly by a cat of nine tails dipped in arsenic...
Let it hereby be decreed: Fuck your Quakes, kaf.
Posted by: ufez on October 18, 2004 01:23 PMHey, those are my volcanoes, tizzie! You keep yer volcano hatin' expletives to yerself!
Posted by: readymade on October 18, 2004 02:56 PM[hi readymade]
hey, speaking of lurkers. Paging liam sanchez! Did I see you at the Bloodshot BBQ this weekend or was it your doppelganger?
Posted by: dana on October 18, 2004 02:58 PMDirty Sanchez! That bastard. He killed my father.
Readymade! I love your volcanoes, mama.
Posted by: tizzie on October 18, 2004 04:25 PMDirty is the good twin (in spite of that unfortunate business with Tizzie's pa), but it was indeed the ornery and drunken Liam at the Bloodshot shindig.
Posted by: liam on October 18, 2004 05:26 PMI'm sorry I didn't see you, dana. I was somewhat the worse for beer and bloody maries
Posted by: liam on October 18, 2004 05:29 PMI insist my vodka and tomato juice drinks be pronounced in the french fashion.
Posted by: liam on October 18, 2004 05:31 PMEh, it's okay, because I couldn't remember your proper Christian name and I waddn't about to shout LIAM! LIAM SANCHEZ! across the courtyard.
Because, y'know, think of how many guys might've had the same name, and stuff.
Posted by: dana on October 18, 2004 05:57 PMBobbacue Shmobbacue. I got to have oral surgery this morning. I'm all fulla demerol and vicodin and jell-o and other mind-altering substances.
Woooot.
Posted by: jonmc on October 18, 2004 07:47 PMJonmc, you just need to let that barbecue macerate in a little whiskey, and then it's just like baby food.
(feel better soon, ok?)
Posted by: tizzie on October 18, 2004 09:35 PMOf course, son.
Now freshen up mom's drink, and then go clean your room.
Posted by: tizzie on October 19, 2004 07:59 AMI would also like to adopt Towerbrave.
She is just way cool. Probably too cool to want to be adopted by me.
Posted by: tizzie on October 19, 2004 02:02 PMOh no, towerbrave would very much like to be adopted by the amazing Tizzie, especially if that meant that Vidiot would then be my brother.
And thanks for the plug! In your honour I dedicate the 'in arms' sculpture (which makes more sense than it being about my obsession with Harry Potter)
And Jon, I'll be in your neck o' the woods next week and I'll bring you some vodka jello -if I can get it over the border. Until then, stay mellow.
One could posit that Vicodin trades very well in small College towns in Texas, especially those that are notorious for FBI intrusions and firebomings. To the point to where 3 pills = case of beer or a .750 of shelf liquor. Not that one would know.
Posted by: ufez on October 20, 2004 01:39 AMIn your honour I dedicate the 'in arms' sculpture
That really IS an honor. Thank you, Towerbrave!
Posted by: tizzie on October 20, 2004 07:56 AMMy mother just called me to remind me to absentee vote before I leave for England tomorrow.
I said, "Mom, I'll be home on the 31st and the election is not until the 2nd. The only way I will miss voting is if my plane crashes and I die!"
My mom: "Well then! You better vote before you go!!"
Posted by: tizzie on October 20, 2004 09:23 AMHave a great trip, and don't forget to moon #10 Downing Street for me!
Posted by: Vidiot on October 20, 2004 02:53 PMHave fun, tizzie.
(Wait -- are you going over there to hang with Orange Monkey?? Does he know you're coming to visit?)
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