The suit, in any case, says that Patterson would interpret hand movements by Koko as a demand to see exposed human nipples. She warned Alperin and Keller that their employment with the foundation would suffer, the suit says, if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish."
Posted by dana at February 18, 2005 11:57 AMMy favorite part of the story is "You are probably tired of seeing my nipples."
Posted by: cowboy_dana (jeez, I need to edit my profile) on February 18, 2005 12:06 PMNever...!
Can't wait to see the next post, if the saying is true about coming in three’s. Last two posts; monkey sucking girly's banana, then kitty sucking mammoth titty, next up????.
Sheesh, imagine getting all uppity over having to show your nipples to a gorilla.
At my job, we call that a "staff meeting."
Posted by: tizzie on February 18, 2005 12:43 PMincluding gorilla urine stored in the refrigerator where they kept their lunches
Squick.
Posted by: Vidiot on February 18, 2005 12:50 PMincluding gorilla urine stored in the refrigerator where they kept their lunches
Well, THAT would explain the worst glass of lemonade I've ever had. And now I'm getting a little nervous about that questionable HoHo I nabbed from the fridge a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Slack-a-gogo on February 18, 2005 01:58 PMWoo-Hoo!
I start a 9 day vacation tonoght! And I got a raise retoactive to te beginning of the year! The guy next to me at the bar knew chicobangs from karaoke! While I was waiting for a table at dinner and having a smoke, a guy passing on the street was a buddy from high school! And I'm drubk!
WooHoo!
Posted by: jonmc on February 18, 2005 09:56 PMI got a handjob from a mermaid with three extra fingers!
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