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May 26, 2005 : More Fun Things to Do in Louisiana

1. ~~Get drunk.~~
2. ~~Show your tits.~~
3. Get married, have a baby.
4. Visit Avery Island, source of all the Tabasco Sauce in the world.
5. Spit in a bottle for Miguel.

Everyone say "Hi!" to ColdChef, MissusChef and new BabyGirlChef as they tour the magical land of hot sauce and big-ass trees.

Congrats, ColdChef!!!

Posted by yhbc at May 26, 2005 10:43 PM

People have said these things about that :

Yeah, I (kind of) got his tacit approval to do this.

But isn't that a great looking kid?!?! And that bottle!!! Wooo!!!

Posted by: yhbc on May 26, 2005 10:48 PM

I forgot:

6. ???
7. Profit!!!

Posted by: yhbc on May 26, 2005 10:49 PM

We actually found the kid there. We're keeping her, though. All she eats is sugar packets and Tabasco soup.

Posted by: ColdChef on May 26, 2005 11:01 PM

Look at your face, ColdChef! Could you be any happier? You might 'splode.

And I can see why. She's about as cute as they get.

Posted by: tizzie on May 27, 2005 07:16 AM

Wow, you visited the Tobasco plant AND you found a working baby?!? And I thought I lucked out when I found a glow in the dark super ball at the Chicago Surgical Museum.

Posted by: Slack-a-gogo on May 27, 2005 09:42 AM

I understand Tabasco complements babies very nicely, as long as there's plenty of beer to wash it all down.

I keed. Nice lookin' kid ya got there, chefstah!

Posted by: jonmc on May 27, 2005 09:57 AM

magical land of hot sauce and big-ass trees

Ass grows on trees in Loosiana? No wonder you people are so damn happy all the time!

Posted by: jonmc on May 27, 2005 10:08 AM

Ass growing on trees, and gumbo galore, and great music.

That's it. Fix that humidity problem, and I'm moving.

Posted by: Vidiot on May 27, 2005 02:37 PM

What a cutie! And what a happy dad. Awww.

Posted by: aine42 on May 27, 2005 05:04 PM

Children are the future, they say. That's what they say, alright.

The future.

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on May 28, 2005 06:33 AM

Children raised on Tabasco® make fine Big People.

You've got a future fine big person there, my friend.

Posted by: jpoulos on May 31, 2005 10:58 AM

Why not join in and say something too?

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