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Oh, my.

Hah.

Losers.

(j/k)

Is that your age or your IQ?

(Ooooh, burn...)

2. Who deserves the bird today?

Screw the bird. It's all about the ass shoutouts & you know it, chico darling. ;)

Besides, ass shoutouts are proven to have fortuitous outcomes.

*slaps forhead*

Try to be oblique 'n mysterious in the interest of self preservation & end up making a bad pun instead. Booger.

i just got dumped HELP

Breaking up is hard to do.

I'm just back from 3 days in East Bumblefuck with my extended family. And you guys have all been out gallavanting without me. That does it, I'm never leaving NYC again.

What a devilishly sly look on Chico Bangs' face!

I hope you are all having a fantastic time. Tell, tell!

Where my Wolfram Krewe at?

Awww, man. Sorry I missed you guys!

We had a wonderful time. Saturday, we drank. Sunday, we got up late, ate brunch, lolled, drank, went to the Met (and its wonderful roof garden), headed down to the Nomadic Museum (which was closed, alas), walked down Hudson River Park to the Battery, took the Staten Island Ferry in both directions, had spectacular pizza and rice pudding, drank some more, et cetera, et cetera.

Good to meet some Midwest monkeys!

Pizza and rice pudding?!? Man, you guys were drinking.

Lombardi's and Rice To Riches, while I'm suffering through three days of the Ruralite Italian Circus I call a family?

Life is cruel.

NY monkeys are the best monkeys ever! Thanks again, chico, vidiot & B, for giving up your weekend for us. We had a fantastic time.

So when are y'all (heh) coming to visit us??

Vidiot speaketh trutheth. And it was a wonderful time. Y'all will come back, yes?

(And I'm glad he didn't mention the stolen cop car incident, the dancing girls, the "overnighter" at Rikers, that time aine42 accidentally beat the crap out of Marky Ramone mistaking him for a mugger, the peyote-fueled visions we all shared in Tompkins Square Park while listening to Moby on some boombox, and the Special Ops "side trip" on Sunday afternoon.)

romakimmycita, sadly, no ass shoutouts. As you can see, there was a slight apprehension on the part of some people to the whole camera concept in the first place, so pics at all were a rarity. (There were special shoutouts of another kind, though. You'll see. I'll put mine up on flickr tonight, probably. I'm still sifting.)

And as far as going out that way... well, Chicago could be doable...

Romakimmy, does this qualify?

Hey, that Marky Ramone thing was an honest mistake. The man shouldn't have gotten so close to my rice pudding.

I'm telling you what...when I make it to NYC, I'm expecting a GRAND reception. Y'all better even get YHBC to drag his unemployable ass down for a visit.

I'm just sayin'.

Oh, and I want to go on a pub crawl with jonmc. If my stomach can take it.

Oh, do come to Noo Yawk. We'll show you a good ol' time.

Just promise me that I get to see the pimps and C*H*U*Ds.

See them? You'll get to meet them! Drink with them! Sleep in their guestrooms!

[Sleep with them! Drink in their guestrooms!]

Talking Chimp Gives His First Press Conference: "Can I get a bowl of water, please? Thank you. Is the sound guy here? The sound guy. The P.A. technician. Is he here? He’s in the back? Just as well. It’s just that . . . you know how sometimes you get the feeling that you’d like to bite bite bite bite bite someone? Anyone? Nothing? Whatever. It’ll pass."

"I'm telling you what...when I make it to NYC, I'm expecting a GRAND reception. Y'all better even get YHBC to drag his unemployable ass down for a visit."

I would be willing to highjack a Delta flight for that.

As long as y'all would be willing to have a meetup at Rikers. (again)

Oh, that meeting wasn't, y'know, voluntary.

Chef, get your bad self up here. Hook, crook, plane, train, chuckwagon, husky-drawn sled, herd of turtles, diesel-powered skateboard, Juan Valdez's ass, whatever gets you here. We will show you a good time the likes of which you have not seen in many popes!

Heh, if ColdChef is going to NYC, I'm going back.

Dana! That's just monkey pr0n, that is!

Mm-hmm? That’s an excellent question. But, before I answer, may I ask you something? When was the last time you copulated?

I can tell by the way you cover your bared teeth with your hand while your cheeks fill with color that my question intrigues you.

Chef, I believe the nice folks at Rikers told us there'd be a bed waiting if we wanted to return.

And if Cold Chef's coming, we're coming back. (Will you be bringing the little one? 'Coz baby's first Tabasco visit will be... well, child's play, compared to baby's first NY visit. It's only a shame she couldn't make it for Fleet Week.)

A couple more photos from the weekend.

Excellent photos! That metal cat sculpture - I want it.

Romakimmy, does this qualify?

Well, she ain't dana, but attention whoresbeggars can't be choosers ;)

Just imagine the strikeout tags there, won't you?

Anybody else think aine42 looks kinda like Sherry Stringfield?

Augh, aine, the pictures look great. (Again, it was a sublime pleasure.)

I have a new exclamation of the day.
What a load of whoresbeggars!

This is pretty cool.

Excellent! That happened when I linked to the Rabbit Hash movie, too.

Somebody smack Wendell. Hatin' on us, sheesh.

Rusty the Narcoleptic Dachshund

(I really should get my own fuckizzzzzzzz...)

The man shouldn't have gotten so close to my rice pudding.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

The only thing worse thtan Wendell hating you is Wendell liking you.

"Somebody smack Wendell."

Done and done.

The only thing worse thtan Wendell hating you is Wendell liking you.

His dissing of the monkeyhouse notwithstanding, I like wendell. Leave my fellow dementoid alone.

Just so he doesn't try to sleep with us, or drink in our guestrooms.

You are welcome to Wendell. You may save or sell him. Or wrap fish in him.

If I save him, can I trade him in for valuable prizes?

You need to collect the entire set.

I only need #72: Wendell In Repose.

But I have doubles of "Wendell's Entry Into Brussels in 1889", if anyone's interested.

Now this is a collectible. A classic, even.

Ooh, Kaf, you've probably got it already, but in case you're missing the holographic sticker of "Wendell's Great Eiffel Tower Experience", I can trade you that for your Brussels spare.

Oh, and I want to go on a pub crawl with jonmc. If my stomach can take it.

I don't know what jonmc does for a living right now, but I'm betting "Jonmc's Gut-Busting NYC Tour" would probably do better.

I'd pay for it.

It's a deal, Aine. But only if you throw in "Wendell Goes Quantity Surveying".

You drive a hard bargain, Kaf.

Oh, and sign me up for that jonmc culinary tour. Mmmm. Deep-fried NY.

Eughhhhh. You kids have fun with that. Once is enough, and all.

Oh: finally (!), here are my shots, including shoutouts and gentle hijinks, of the glamorous weekend.

I'd pay for it.

Indeed you would, in Tums if nothing else.

*munches bag of Herr's Bacon & Horseradish chips, sips Schlitz and gazes beatifically*

Did y'all see our Vidiot in the New York Times? His entry, about Nero Wolfe, is #42.

We're turning into a bunch of over-achievers around here.

Pfft. I'm in the newspaper all the time. Check under "Obituaries."

We're turning into a bunch of over-achievers around here.

Not on my watch, you don't! Stop all this striving and return to your couches and six-packs this instant! And cease all hygeine and grooming immediately!

I read it in Oprah, so you know it's true, gurl:

"Doing shit" is the new loafing. It's all the rage in the salons.

I'm not taking this anti-loafing thing lying down, dammit!

wait a minute...

Snubbers!

*sniffle*

Oh, Fes, given some of the exotic and amazing places you've been shouted out from (the grassy knoll, under dana's skirt, -- hm, maybe I should have said "the grassy knoll" second), you don't get to complain about being snubbed, like, ever.

(Also, did you miss this?)

Fes, I promise to shout-out to you from Vegas this week. I will probably be wearing some outrageous feathered headdress, and very little else.

That's what we're all wearing, tizzie. Weren't you issued your uniform?

*mumble*
*dammit*
*mumble*

Chico: I did miss it! I most humbly apologize for my snivelling. I have been absent and innattentive.

On the other hand, once you've been shouted out to from under Dana's bewitching skirt, from upon romakimmy's exquisite behind, one grows... accustomed to such treatment. And what a glorious thing it is to become accustomed to, let me tell ya.

Don't forget this beaut too, Fes. I mean, hell, you probably couldn't if you tried.

that picture gently fondles every latent, vigorously repressed homoerotic bone in my body, ufez.

That! was my finest hour!

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