The monkey he sulks
He's angry at his father
Young angry monkey
Bastard fucked my mom
So I have to take his shit?
Holiday instead
cheeky monkey sulks
father chimp is dung chucker
the woods are no fun
Waiting patiently
Counting each and every post
Commish wins a prize
No longer employed
The Commish counts mefi posts
In lieu of working
Sure, it is better
Than solo masturbation
But not by that much.
Just when it gets good
MetaFilter becomes fun
And the site goes down
Mondays are weekends
Pondered cursing the commish
Shrugged, drank one more beer
fuck the cucumber,
gimme the grape.
::readies flinging arm::
what Blue malaise has
overtaken us? Have we
not broken these chains?
Across the great Map
of Virtua, are there not
many monkey tribes,
with ever open
registration, to accept
the diaspora.
Off, blue manacles!
The jibes of fi' -dolla 'fites
are as swirling gnats:
they swarm to open sores,
bring amber infection, but
beyond merest snark
they disperse with the
wave of one's hand, to re-form,
in rancored tetches.
cheeky monkey.
Awe, only the English can accent words by you saying it too.
ps: to all escaped monkeys
Don't try this at the Dallas Zoo.
Looking at Dallas' assignation history along with the evolution debate being discussed. The fish will be next, I tell ya - US President -> Gorilla->fish.
Fes, erudite, scrawls
soundlessly into the void.
He dreams of monkeys.
Fes dreams of monkeys?
When shoutouts from loins exist?
Priorities, man!
B. V. D. sign, Shine!
Monkeys praise your Name! You rule
Underwear shoutout
Fes -- such a short name --
writ where sun will never shine:
the loom bears your fruit.
Sun may not shine there
That's why the good Lord
Blessed us with flashbulbs.
hiya from lilboo
i don't hang out here a lot
'cept to post cool shirts
Poo is much more fun
To fling at folks than Cheetos
(It don't taste good, though.)
Tento-wo-haru
Hamete chodai, Aijin
Kondo-san...Iku!
Haiku is a little highbrow for me, limericks are more my speed...
There once was a chimp from Nantucket
Whose attitude was "just fuck it"
He stood on a stump
Then took a big dump
And of course he just had to chuck it
Within sheltering
banana leaves a monkey
can relax in peace.
I dream of many
things, but at the break of day,
such sights rush away.
So that, each morning,
the spectral ha'ants, the cathode
ray imps, saliva
fangs clicking, dispel
like phantoms chased by pallid
sun. So I awake,
Turgid and bleary,
but conscience cleaned and heart pure
as a samurai.
Cotton sheets rising
Stiffened warrior greets the sun
Wait before you pee
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