She better be careful or that little fellow is going to get hold of her hair. And that is not going to tickle, no sirree.
Posted by: Fes on June 28, 2005 10:28 AMSurely the most horrifying thing in that picture is that the occupant of the car is seeing a smooshed money crotch.
Posted by: kaf on June 28, 2005 12:32 PMBack in high school, some friends and I took a road trip to a drive-thru animal safari in Arkansas* and a monkey jumped up on the side-mirror of our vehicle and proudly presented himself in full glory for our amusement. Three of us voted "hot". Four voted "not". He was crestfallen.
*nothing good can come from a story that begins with that line.
Posted by: ufez on June 28, 2005 12:40 PMLet me tell you, if I pressed my Little Mowgli against a window and got three thumbs up and four down, I'd call that a ringing endorsement.
Posted by: Chico on June 28, 2005 01:30 PMI am chilled at the thought of not being able to yell THUNDERSLUT here.
Please don't scare me like that again.
Posted by: ColdChef on June 29, 2005 02:26 PMI'll be getting "dirtymonkeyfuckerthunderslut" put on a t-shirt, yep.
Posted by: tizzie on June 29, 2005 04:00 PMSo yelling SLUTS in a crowded monkeyhouse is not a crime. Okay. That's good.
I would totally wear that t-shirt too. I know we talked about getting shirts before; maybe this is a workable idea? (I mean, I wouldn't wear it to most job interviews, but I know mine would get some wear.)
(and Kimmy, sweet child. I thought the ittle-lay owgli-may was our special ecret-say.)
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