Also on the list:
hackers not on the soundtrack
simpsons new orleans home of pirates drunks songs
bitch on wheels
nude pictures of bengali girl
two trailer park girls
the barbarians/rock band
its like when someone burns toast
birthday tits
f**p*** [first rule! --jp] thousand members
lyrics worship over the mountains and the seas
buy monkeys
sex tools?
I guess somebody veiws fucking as a chore. Or perhaps it's a ...professional.
Posted by: jonmcn on August 17, 2005 04:47 PMWhat's really odd is that I recognize two of my own contributions (one, the "things to do in Louisiana" bit, and two, the Jiffy peanut butter thing) as being the targets for those searches.
Man, I been doing this shit too long.
Posted by: yhbc on August 17, 2005 10:57 PMhackers not on the soundtrack
simpsons new orleans home of pirates drunks songs
bitch on wheels
nude pictures of bengali girl
two trailer park girls
the barbarians/rock band
its like when someone burns toast
birthday tits
f**p*** [first rule! --jp] thousand members
lyrics worship over the mountains and the seas
buy monkeys
If I weren't already semi-inebriated, I'd be singing those as lyrics to a repeat-sample of the riff from The Cult's Aphrodesiac Jacket, which just came up in my random shuffle thingo.
But I am, so I won't. But I should. But I'm Lazy As Fuck.
Also, I should Photoshop Clippy saying "I see you're writing a blog post. Would you like to..." and various amusingly caustic bullet items, given the new MS Word Blogger plugin wankware, but again.
I am, so I won't. But I should.
Who says booze is bad for the creative process? I'm creatin' like a motherfucker IN MY MIND!
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on August 19, 2005 06:27 AMIt's very very very very very good that folks are carrying out Hunter's wishes and blowing his ashes the fuck out of a big cannon, and Johnny Depp goes up even higher in my estimation because he's footing the $2 million dollar bill, but (here we go with the drunken caplock again) WHAT TEH FUCK IS UP WITH THE 2 MILLION DOLLAR BILL?
How in the name of Satan's Nair-smeared bristly bollocks does it cost $2 million to blow some ashtray-gonzoleavings into the sky? Enquiring minds want to fucking know, because there's no way in hell I'm leaving an estate big enough for that shit, and I don't know any rich folk.
OK, I'm done.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on August 19, 2005 07:01 AM(Holy crap, we're closing in on 60,000 comments! That's quite a lot, really.)
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on August 19, 2005 07:06 AMFuckin' gravity-doomed sparks shootin' off me, here.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on August 19, 2005 07:34 AM
And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea
Don't you just hate eating rabbit hash the day after Easter?
Posted by: Cyrano on August 19, 2005 10:20 AM
It looks like you're fantasizing about an annoying computer icon...
Posted by: jpoulos on August 19, 2005 01:02 PMNot as pointlessly angry and antiblogical as I'd've gone, Mr Poulos, sir, but nonetheless, well played, and thank you.
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on August 20, 2005 09:08 AMSo...what *did* happen to Miguel?
I too wonder about Miguel. I miss Miguel.
And "sharon osborne's hair?" Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Posted by: dejah on August 23, 2005 01:21 AMMiguel has transcended this earthly sphere, and is now blathering on a higher plane.
Posted by: kaf on August 23, 2005 08:45 PM*gasp* You mean - Miguel is - a wine steward for Air Portugal?
Posted by: yhbc on August 23, 2005 10:33 PMYour sommelier at 35,000 feet. Sometimes he devilishly switches to his Carlos Queveda nametag.
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