It's been a long party weekend.
Happy birthday, Dana!
Posted by tizzie at September 05, 2005 08:26 PMY'know -- I was looking for an excuse to pour myself a cocktail this evening and this is just the thing!
Happy birthday, Dana! Hope it's a good one.
Posted by: aine42 on September 5, 2005 08:55 PMFor a second, I thought that said "long PANTY weekend."
Which, you know, would be much, much better.
Unless you're talking about long panties, and not a long weekend.
Mmmmmm...panties.
Posted by: ColdChef on September 5, 2005 09:37 PMMmmmmm...panties.
Give those back, CC.
Posted by: The Transvestite from The Bar on September 5, 2005 10:05 PM*grabs sharpie, drops trou*
*recalls vegas wedding*
*hikes up pants and waves*
Happy 30, d!
Posted by: ufez on September 6, 2005 01:18 AM*recalls vegas wedding*
WTF?! Is there something you & S. neglected to tell me, dear ufez?
Posted by: romakimmy on September 6, 2005 06:15 AMAwww, thanks! You guys are too sweet. I have no idea where tizzie got that photo of me from college.
Apropriately enough, I am wearing my birthday shirt. (Also: note image on blurry computer screen.)
Posted by: dana on September 6, 2005 09:30 AM*slaps forehead*
Forgot about that one. Don't I feel like a big goof now. You can blame the never ending refrains of "So when are you two going to get married/have crotchlings?" I've had to endure this summer (which, knowing the Italian half of the fam, you too will be hearing soon, if you haven't already. Please accept my sincere apologies on their behalf. Seriously.)
Tanti auguri, Mrs. Dana. My glass is hoisted in your direction (well, one of them anyways. The other is hoisted in ColdChef's direction)
Posted by: romakimmy on September 6, 2005 09:31 AMHappy happy happy happy birfday, Dana! :) HAPPY! HHHHAAAAPPPYYYYY!
(And, yanno, we still need to get together sometime...)
Posted by: roe on September 6, 2005 11:51 AM
Whoa! I think that's the Transvestite from the Bar!
Posted by: ColdChef on September 6, 2005 12:52 PMGaze upon her cuteness! Judicious application of sunscreen has kept her fair and wrinkle-free. And that arm-candy - mmmroooww!
(not the green bracelet - Nick, dammit!)
Posted by: tizzie on September 6, 2005 01:32 PMjpo: We are SO not friends anymore. I was hoping that photo was buried in the backa dabackada waybackada 9622land, viewed only by spambots and ghosts.
everyone else: Muchas smoochas! Being 30 feels suspiciously like being 29. Did my parachute fail to deploy or something?
Posted by: dana on September 6, 2005 02:03 PMDana my dear, you are the bloom that grows ever sweeter though the days pass. But be advised: your days of being trusted by hippies are over.
A very happy birthday to you!
Posted by: Fes on September 6, 2005 02:27 PMVidiot, I'm still struggling with the thing where someone thought I was your Mom, so, stfu and finish your homework.
Posted by: tizzie on September 7, 2005 06:51 AMAnd, not on topic...
Fes helped me with this. He's dreamy.
Posted by: tizzie on September 7, 2005 01:06 PMDamn, the link didn't work. With my article this week.
Posted by: tizzie on September 7, 2005 04:51 PMNoice job, tizzie! What was it that Fes helped you with, the lamentation of the death of three-martini lunches?
Posted by: dana on September 7, 2005 06:21 PMMore of a svenjolly, I'd say. We talked for a little while, and tizzie was kind enough to quote or paraphrase something I said at (if I read correctly) exactly two points. The rest is pure, delightful Mademoiselle Runamok. But thank you, my dear. Anytime you want to bounce a few loose paragraphs around, I'll be pleased to assist.
Posted by: Fes on September 7, 2005 11:26 PMExcellent, Tiz! Now howzabout you write the review that I owe Dana?
Posted by: jpoulos on September 8, 2005 10:42 AMAw, shucks - thanks. But Lupo, wouldn't you rather have Dana's *cough*promised sexual favors*cough*, errrr, undying gratitude?
Posted by: tizzie on September 8, 2005 03:32 PMI really don't think that's any way to be talking about me in my birthday thread.
Posted by: dana on September 8, 2005 04:34 PMYou know I was just kidding!
Anyway, hate me while I'm gone. I'm going camping until Tuesday.
If you're lucky, I'll be eaten by a bear.
Posted by: tizzie on September 8, 2005 04:48 PM"I don't know, Little Red Riding Hood. What does the story say the bear should do?"
Posted by: Chico on September 8, 2005 08:44 PMWoah woah woah. The contract I signed stipulated the favors were to flow in the entirely opposite direction. I've been bamboozled!
Posted by: jpoulos on September 9, 2005 11:36 AMDamn, I so had this rant about being old and seeing Youth Brigade tonight and all of the Plano Hot Topic kids with their brand fucking new GBH shirts and blah blah, but then I had to come home and show the roomie the Olbermann rant and this piece.
Yeah, you've seen them, but they're worth revisiting.
/end fuckstrated
Damn, I'm a bastard. A late bastard, not in the sense of the late dentarthurdent or anything, but in the sense of when I'm too busy wallowing in my own sweaty burrow of self-pity, I can't be bothered with things like 'friends' and 'birthdays' and 'hygiene', and that's downright bastardly.
Still, a big virtual and belated smooch for el cowgirlo supremo on her already-past birthday. With a totally inappropriate onehanded cupping of buttock. Which I'll accept, because, you know, I'm generous that way.
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