"Look at that, he hit the fucking bull! Guy gets a free steak!" Happy birthday Crash.
Posted by: Slack-a-gogo on October 18, 2005 08:49 AMHappy Birthday!
...and the rose goes in the front, big guy.
Posted by: Vidiot on October 18, 2005 10:15 AMOn your birthday, Friend
Those magic moments
When we played together
As children, laughing
In the twilight
And rubbing honey
on each other.
Your love is the sting
Of the biting
And angry
ant.
Hey, thanks everyone. Like I told my wife this morning, I may be 38, but I only feel like 50!
Posted by: Crash on October 18, 2005 04:00 PM1967 was a damn fine vintage:
Full bodied? Check
Good with steak? Check
Not too corky? Checccck
Best stored on it's side? Check
Hints of currant and tobacco? Check
Ages well? CheckitygoddamnCHECK!
Happy Birthday, Mr. Crash Davis.
Posted by: Fes on October 19, 2005 11:09 PMDON'T YOU BE GETTIN' ALL BITCHY IN MY BIRFDAY THREAD, YO.
Posted by: Crash on October 20, 2005 11:10 PMLOOK!
I sense a disturbance in the Booze.
Also, Happy Birthday, crashie, ya bastard. Would anyone object if I got disreputably drunk tonight (which starts in about 90 minutes) and posted pictures of my heinie in Crash's honour?
Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on October 21, 2005 03:58 AMI'm busy gettin' drunk and stuff, but I am bereft of batteries.
No, really. That's totally not an excuse or anything.
To make up for the lack of wonderchicken heinie (and you all know chickens don't have butts, anyway), here's this instead:
Happy birthday, old amigo Crash!
Hi dearest friends!
Reolá!
Posted by: Miguel on October 21, 2005 10:59 AMI demand PROOF that you are not an imposter, sir.
Quick: what's the atomic weight of Hennessy Paradis Extra?
Posted by: jpoulos on October 21, 2005 02:02 PMAnd describe the tattoo on the inside of my left thigh!
Posted by: tizzie on October 21, 2005 02:52 PMQuick: What does it feel like to smash a man's heart to pieces by walking out on him and never calling or writing and then you just show up all in your fancy silks and you dance on the grave of my soul and mock the love we once shared? What's that feel like, asshole?
Posted by: ColdChef on October 21, 2005 03:19 PM
Migs!!!!! Oh, my god. You're alive!
What -- you can't call every now and then to let us know you're alive? (It's ok. We love you anyhow.)
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Can anyone give me the e-mail address of Mr Chadden Hunter?
Thanks a lot.
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