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January 31, 2006 : A Monkey Birthday Veteran, Ladies and Gents!



Happy Birthday tizzie! Do you realize this is your third birthday here? We're honored to have you.

I'm concerned, however, that there is not enough cake for everyone. I'm worried that genitals might be mauled as a result. Someone run to the Piggly Wiggly, stat!

Posted by dana at January 31, 2006 09:42 AM


People have said these things about that :

I hereby decree that Tizzie is Monkey Queen for a Day!

Happy Birthday, Tiz.

Posted by: jpoulos on January 31, 2006 12:02 PM

Maul away, ladies.

Posted by: ColdChef on January 31, 2006 12:02 PM

Why is that monkey's sundae on fire?

Happy birthday, tizmeister.

Posted by: jonmc on January 31, 2006 12:07 PM

Happy birthday to you (yes you!)
Happy birthday to you (yeah, that's right!)
Happy birthday, dear Tizzie (nobody else!)
Happy birthday toooooo yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!

Soon's as I can figure out how to mail a Caucasian your way, it'll be there.

Posted by: Vidiot on January 31, 2006 12:37 PM

happy day!

Posted by: adampsyche on January 31, 2006 12:41 PM

Thanks, you wild things!

Posted by: tizzie on January 31, 2006 01:22 PM

I will forgo any cake (in hopes of avoiding severly mauled genitals) and merely wish The Monkey Queen a happy birfday!

Posted by: Pirate on January 31, 2006 03:14 PM

Your search - tizzie cake - did not match any documents.

Well, it's high time that was remedied!

TIZZIE CAKE:

Posted by: Crash on January 31, 2006 09:14 PM

Happy birthday, tizzie!

I had some cake earlier today, so someone else can have my piece if there isn't enough to go around.

Posted by: aine42 on January 31, 2006 11:56 PM

tizzie, what will you do now that monkeys aren't welcome in Kentucky?

Posted by: dana on February 1, 2006 04:44 PM

Forced to live like a criminal again, dammit. I'm always livin' on the wrong side of the law.

Posted by: tizzie on February 1, 2006 08:54 PM

Happy Happy, Tiz. Here's your giftylink.

(It made me laugh when I made the ape say 'I'm concerned, however, that there is not enough cake for everyone. I'm worried that genitals might be mauled as a result. Someone run to the Piggly Wiggly, stat!')

Posted by: stavrosthewonderchicken on February 2, 2006 08:17 AM

The receptionist, with the princess gear, and that speech = comedy gold. Thanks, stavrosthewonderchicken!

Posted by: tizzie on February 2, 2006 09:43 AM

Hey Primates, we have monkeymoviesign!

Right turn, Clyde!

Posted by: Pirate on February 2, 2006 12:16 PM

GAH, LINKY-LINK NO WORK, WHY LINK-LINK NO WORK?

*FRUSTRATED MONEKY!!!*...

Try again... They're remaking Every Which Way But Loose starring The Rock.

Posted by: Pirate on February 2, 2006 12:23 PM

I'm late to the party, but happy 3rd birthday, tizzie :)

Posted by: witchstone on February 11, 2006 03:23 PM
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