"Rhino sex is always violent. It looks like two Jeeps having an argument," she said. "Once copulation begins, they're locked together for well over an hour."
"This is the most tacky, tasteless, smutty, down-in-the-gutter tour ever created."
Sounds like it's right up our alley.
Posted by tizzie at February 15, 2006 10:30 AMShe said tapirs are among the zoo's most well-endowed residents. One who answered to Jack once injured himself by stepping on his member. "We soaked it in a tub of betadine for a couple of weeks," Tollini said. "It turned purple, then black, then it atrophied. Then it fell off, and he ate it."
Every now and then, you read something that renders you speechless.
I will say, though, this is real MetaFilter material.
Posted by: ColdChef on February 15, 2006 10:45 AMI had a tough time picking a quote for the post - I mean, that article is a gold mine.
Posted by: tizzie on February 15, 2006 10:48 AMI can't stand it. I have to go post it over there!
Posted by: ColdChef on February 15, 2006 10:57 AM"It's his special fetish," Tollini said. "He'll put his finger out and touch the shoe. ... Then he'll play with his nipples, eat bananas and masturbate."
9622.net: Play with your nipples, eat bananas and masturbate.
Posted by: ColdChef on February 15, 2006 11:10 AMCobby the chimp, meanwhile, is fond of keepers' rubber boots.
"It's his special fetish," Tollini said. "He'll put his finger out and touch the shoe. ... Then he'll play with his nipples, eat bananas and masturbate."
This monkey's more into leather than rubber but other than that...
Mmmm. Boots make the sex better, yes they do!
Posted by: Pirate on February 15, 2006 12:05 PMI...I am rendered speechless by the tapir thing as well. It's like something out of a Takashi Miike film.
Posted by: dana on February 15, 2006 12:08 PMSeriously, isn't that rhino giving us a "come hither" look?
Posted by: tizzie on February 15, 2006 02:52 PMAlas, the "come hither" message is obscured somewhat by the BIG SHARP POINTY HORNS on its head.
Posted by: Vidiot on February 15, 2006 06:49 PMhilarious 4-color photos of some of the cutest and funniest animal behinds around.
Sounds kinda like here.
Posted by: tizzie on February 16, 2006 12:46 PMHmmm. Maybe there is something in those rhino horns.
So. How you monkeys been doin'?
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