In the past two weeks, I've become single again, found a man guilty of selling a twenty bag of crack in South Jamaica, Queens (the current street name for crack is 'hard' in case you were wondering), made a public revelation on another site, and interviewed for a room in a new place, which I didn't get although the interview seemed to go swimmingly.
On the plus side, the new Limited Edition White Chocolate Twix taste good (but look weird) and I got a free bacon cheeseburger courtesy of Queens County during my deliberations. I know it's the early going, but I have a low tolerance for frustration, so I need a cleansing blast of angry rock and roll to get it out of my system and keep me going. Pray for mojo.
Posted by jonmc at March 05, 2006 07:26 PMSo when my wife asks me to get hard...she's wanting to smoke crack? Man, have I been missing signals.
Posted by: ColdChef who loves you but is not IN love with you. on March 6, 2006 01:13 AMum, are you okay? You don't sound okay. It sounds like MJJJ is on the right track over at MeCha.
Not to nag or anything, but have you considered perhaps drinking less and writing more? You've had an intense, rough couple of weeks lately, and you owe it to yourself to make sure you take time to take care of yourself.
Hope things calm down a bit and you start to feel better soon.
Posted by: Vidiot on March 6, 2006 01:45 AMJonmc, I have to say that I rarely read metachat, but when I happened upon your post over there, you coulda knocked me over with a feather.
A feather! And from a really little bird. A parakeet! A hummingbird, even.
Yes, a hummer.
Posted by: tizzie on March 6, 2006 09:22 AMI'll actually be at Antarctica (on the corner of Hudson & Spring, next to the Korean deli) discussing apt. finding strategery with a buddy, if any of y'all want live action updates. I'll be there fivish.
Posted by: jonmc on March 6, 2006 11:33 AMI was so impressed that Chico predicted the best picture winner. Way to prognosticate, Senor Bangs.
Posted by: tizzie on March 6, 2006 11:58 AMHave you ever read Impossible Vacation by Spaulding Gray? Some of it seems pretty relevant to your plight. Anyway, I hope for the best for you, and that you find happiness.
Posted by: kaf on March 6, 2006 03:25 PMOMG YOU CAUGHT TEH GHEY!!!!11!!!1
I knew this would happen with you hanging around those sleazy gay bars, with all those greasy men in tight pants, buying you drinks and plying you with money and favors, promising you rides in their Porsches or summer jaunts to Majorca to lounge carefree on their sailboats while tanned native boys serve you fruit cocktail drenched in wine.
I mean, that's what I heard those places are like.
From a friend.
A friend of a friend, yeah, that's it.
Posted by: Crash on March 6, 2006 07:05 PMI think we're all bi, more or less.
Less when I'm around Crash, more when I'm around Dana.
Posted by: tizzie on March 6, 2006 08:29 PMCrash is a woman? Now I'm really confused.
I really oughta stop in here and at Metachat more often. I miss all the interesting stuff.
Ah well. Back to the cage with me.
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