Muchas gracias to Sam, Dana & Nick, Tony, Scott and Mayor Bloomberg and Governor Pataki for their kindness and hospitality during my all-too-short visit this weekend. Also, Tizzie's nice too (duh). As a token of my appreciation, here are some photos of baby animals...
First, the basics:
Baby Kitten

Another Baby Kitten

Yet Another Baby Kitten

Baby Puppies

Baby Bunny

Baby IDunno (possibly kittens?)

Baby Who Fuggin Cares What It Is It's Cute Goddammit (hamster?)

Baby Raccoon

Now let's get exotic...
Baby Roo

Baby Hippo

Baby Panda

And, of course...
Baby Monkey (Baboonus OMFGSoCutus)

I'm so glad you came to visit, jpo, even if you did have to sell a kidney to pay for the Chinatown Bus. (I told you to hold out for more than $40...) Seeing both you and tizzie was an absolute delight.
Who has photos???
Posted by: dana on July 24, 2006 11:23 AMI didn't have to sell a kidney, but they're going to name an RRB ("resource retrieval booth") in my honor at the local sperm bank.
Posted by: jpoulos on July 24, 2006 11:58 AMAss-Shouties: white MC or breakfast cereal? Tonight on Frontline.
Posted by: kaf on July 24, 2006 02:23 PMMiguel's birthday! The oldest living 9622er .... or is he?
Oh, New York was wonderful! Dana, Vidiot, Chico, and some guy named Scott that kept hanging around talking dirty to us.... they were wonderful. The cocktails were wonderful! But waking up in bed with jpoulos? Ladies, the stories I'd heard just didn't do him justice.
Posted by: tizzie on July 25, 2006 09:16 AMIngredients
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Simple Syrup
1 pint (16 oz) water
1 lb superfine sugar
Gin-Gin Mule
23 oz fresh lime juice (from 23 limes, which can be done in 15 minutes)
32 oz (1 quart) Simple Syrup
45 oz gin
32 oz Homemade Ginger Beer
6 bundles of mint, half for muddling, the other half for garnish
To make Simple Syrup:
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Measure 1 part water to 1 part superfine sugar into a bottle that has a top. Close the lid and shake well. Let this settle, and then repeat 1 or 2 more times, until all the sugar is dissolved and the syrup is clear.
To make Gin-Gin Mule:
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Measure the lime juice, Simple Syrup, and mint into a mixing glass. Muddle well to extract the mint's flavor. Add ginger beer, gin, and ice. Garnish with a mint sprig. You can also add candied ginger for a more festive effect. Serve with a straw.
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When used in drinks, gin's botanicals have the ability to cut through the sweetness of liqueurs and sugar. The botanicals stimulate the palate and keep it feeling fresh and clean. Gin also pushes flavors "forward" (much the way a squeeze of lemon does) without altering the flavor profiles.
This recipe makes 1 gallon, which yields approximately 25 to 30 drinks, depending on the size of the highball glasses. This sounds like a lot, but it's not. A gallon would go very quickly for a party of 6 people.
For home entertaining, you can premix all of the liquids a couple of hours ahead and then store in the refrigerator. When you're ready to serve the drinks, just mete out the liquid into a mixing glass and muddle a sprig of mint into each. It makes enjoying your own party a lot easier, rather than having to worry about continual prep.
And please, no shortcuts here: Do not presqueeze the lime juice more than only a few hours ahead. It loses its vitality quickly. And do not infuse the mint into this (or any drink). It takes on a funky, vegetal quality, which mars the taste of the drink.
Using commercial ginger beer is not recommended, as it is too sweet. Nonalcoholic note: Without gin, this makes a very refreshing nonalcoholic beverage!
Posted by: jpoulos on July 25, 2006 10:10 AMHomemade ginger beer is concentrated, dry, and noncarbonated, making it ideal for mixing directly into cocktails.
The ginger beer's appearance will be cloudy; this is natural.
Ingredients
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1 quart water
4 oz fresh ginger, unpeeled and finely grated
1/2 oz fresh lime juice
2 tablespoons light brown sugar
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Finely grate ginger. In a pot, bring water to a boil, and shut off heat. Add grated ginger and lime juice. Cover and let stand for one hour.
Add the light brown sugar and stir well to dissolve. Strain the liquid through a fine strainer. Let cool. Important: When you are straining the ginger through the strainer, take a spoon or ladle and firmly press down on the ginger to extract its flavor. The strongest part of the ginger essence is still hiding in there, and needs to be pressed out.
Pour the cool liquid through a funnel into a covered bottle or storage container. Shake well before using.
Ginger beer can be stored for up to 2 weeks in the refrigerator. Try to use when fresh, as the strength of the ginger fades each day, and the ginger beer eventually starts to ferment.
Shake well before using.
Makes 1 quart.
Posted by: jpoulos on July 25, 2006 10:18 AMGlad I'm not the only one going through cocktail withdrawal.
Posted by: tizzie on July 25, 2006 10:40 AMI hate that I have to seethe with jealousy because people came to my own fucking city and I couldn't be there!
Posted by: witchstone on July 25, 2006 10:33 PMSeethe away, gurl. There's only one way to fix that up. Beer Garden ain't closing any time soon, and we misses your bad self too.
Tizzmonster, it was way too short. Poulos, likewise. Unlike you guys, we ain't going anywhere. Come on back, aight?
Posted by: Chico on July 26, 2006 03:26 AMSeriously, though. Did anyone take photos? I don't recall. It's all a blur...
Posted by: jpoulos on July 26, 2006 10:23 AMSorry I missed you guys, with the flooded basement and all. Did you end up doing brunch Sunday? Never heard from Tony...
Posted by: adam on July 26, 2006 12:37 PMHe was asleep up until I started jumping on his bed.
Sorry I missed you guys, Adam! It was NOT a long-enough visit.
Posted by: tizzie on July 26, 2006 01:07 PMJPo, my pictures came out awful! I blame operator error.
Posted by: tizzie on July 26, 2006 01:14 PMI have photos, but a non-functioning mouse (what, I have to use the goddam TRACKPAD now?) and being swamped in work has, as yet, prevented their Flickrization. TK soon, pinky swear.
Posted by: Vidiot on July 26, 2006 05:26 PMI wish it was last Friday. I want to go back and do it again!
Posted by: tizzie on July 28, 2006 09:44 AM
Baby I-don't-have-a-name-yet-cause-i-just-got-here-last-night kitten demands meet up photos.
No really, that's his "demanding" look. It comes right after his "Yoda" look, which I have yet to capture for posterity.
Appease the kitten with photos please :D
Posted by: romakimmy on July 31, 2006 09:39 AMChicago was great. It really is a beautiful city.
I also demand photos.
Posted by: witchstone on July 31, 2006 09:57 AMThe person with the photos is too busy being A-listed to post them.
Posted by: tizzie on July 31, 2006 12:37 PMHmph. was working before. Let's try that again...

"Post photos!"
Posted by: romakimmy on July 31, 2006 12:40 PMI made my little brother eat a mothball once. It's good to know that I was on the cutting edge.
Posted by: tizzie on August 1, 2006 08:33 AMYup, tizzie. I finally named him, too, though "Hey Cat" was beginning to grow on me.
Bacco - Italian for Bacchus. 'Cause he's either sleeping, drunkenly falling off something, or sleeping in a position that eventually leads to him drunkenly falling off something.
Posted by: romakimmy on August 1, 2006 09:56 AMDid anyone read The Secret History by Donna Tartt? Anytime someone mentions Bacchus now (which happens more often than one would think in this day and age), I get a creepy feeling because of that book.
Posted by: witchstone on August 1, 2006 04:53 PMA note about posting images:
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wearing dresses or programming for Linux. But posting images that reside on someone
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