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(because I know Kimmy wants to see it.)

That's just beautiful, Lupo!

It, uh, kind of looks like they're peeing in that grave.

I peed a little in my pants.

Dunno, jpo. I rather fancy your version more than the orginal.

I'm half asleep, but I think they just mentioned this calendar on the Today show.

I hope they mentioned the jpoulos version and not that inferior one.

Well, that's gonna keep me up at night.

Also, has anyone else noticed there are only 11 guys on that cover? Is poor Mr. February in the casket?

No, he's hidden by the gold circle, and you do not want to know what he's doing.

I particularly like that they're so cheerful.

I just want to see ColdChef's centerfold spread.

Hey, it's Friday. A girl can dream, can't she?

Where were all of these strapping Coldchefs the week before last, when my male relatives were staggering under the weight of Uncle Jack's casket? They should appear, super-hero like, in times of need, take care of the box and then fly off into the sunset (after a quick kiss for the widow and her niece).
And, uh, hi folks, how is everyone?
I am inebreated. A tad.

Hi towerbrave! Sorry about Uncle Jack, but glad you stopped by. We're just all here waiting for Tuesday, so we can see if the US is beyond all hope. In case it is, you'll have more than ColdChef flying up to kiss you.

And yes, racing fans, there was an upset at today's Breeder's Cup, but it was not Perfect Drift for the win, dammit.

My life savings! Damn you, Tizzie!

Thanks Tizzie, he was one of the best.
And my door is always open for you USA refugees, should it come to that. Come up and get stoned while marrying someone of your own gender!

Just had a call from my Chinese neighbor who became a citizen this year and is voting for the first time. She wanted a "how-to."

It was everything I could do not to say, "Just push "Democrat" and then "Vote", and you're all set."

Aaaaaargh. I hope my virtue is rewarded.

Wish some-"body" would pull me from the dying streets of "east dallas".

Spikecat Thom! How do you?

For real, TCS, you got out of Addison? Great. But into East Dallas? Whereabouts? You're on the good side of Ferguson, right?

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