LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - An escaped chimpanzee at the Little Rock Zoo raided a kitchen cupboard and did a little cleaning with a toilet brush before sedatives knocked her out on top of a refrigerator.
Oh, yes.
Posted by adampsyche at January 17, 2007 12:23 PMThe zoo veterinarian gave Judy a drug to bring her around. Rademacher says Judy was groggy but fine after the episode.
Maybe the same thing happened to Paula Abdul.
Posted by: ColdChef on January 17, 2007 01:52 PMLadies and gentlemen, I give you: Titty-Foot. (Safe for work, but creeeeepy.)
Posted by: ColdChef on January 23, 2007 12:26 AMWow. So now you don't have to choose between your foot fetish and being a breast man.
Thanks, ColdChef, for the mammaries.
Posted by: Vidiot on January 23, 2007 03:15 AMYou know what? When footular nippleage can't bring you folks around, I don't even know why we have a site anymore.
Posted by: ColdChef on January 24, 2007 12:06 AMThe Golden Age of 9622 Wow. I've been poking through the archives, remembering why I love you people. Holy crap. I'm all... nostalgic and shit.
Posted by: ColdChef on January 25, 2007 12:30 AMwhere is/was the thread with the hockey-porn titles? That may be my second favorite ever.
The first being j-po's posting of the random search-results that wound up here.
But, verily, ColdChef, if someone needs to put this site to sleep, there are no better or more appropriate hands than yours to lower her down.
Posted by: ufez on January 25, 2007 02:15 AMHello, guys i have some questions about this thema.
Can anyone help me?
Many thanks.
We had a good run. Better'n most. No shame in that.
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Posted by: Fes on January 25, 2007 05:15 PMhi 2 all.
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best regards
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*gnashes teeth, wails, pours ashes on head*
It's all Miguel's fault.
Posted by: romakimmy on January 26, 2007 07:45 AMSo who had romakimmy in the pool for leaving the last comment ever on this site?
Oh. Shit, I just screwed that totally didn't I?
A thousand apologies.
Posted by: ufez on January 27, 2007 01:01 AM9622 can't die. "Thou shalt not kill the monkey site." It's a commandment.
And speaking of things of biblical proportions, any word yet from TizzieCon?
Posted by: aine42/czeltic girl on January 27, 2007 07:21 PMI got a disturbing phone call from them. They were all naked, except for tiaras. And they sounded deadly sober.
I'm screening my calls until next Tuesday.
Posted by: ColdChef on January 27, 2007 08:42 PMHello from TizzieCon! We're sitting in the balcony of a lovely theater, listening to a bluegrass version of "St. James Infirmary", eating canapes (and cupcakes), and having a generally wonderful time. Tizzie's family is lovely, of course, and we all know she has great taste in friends!
(You should see the tiara she's wearing.)
Posted by: Vidiot on January 27, 2007 08:58 PMSee what I mean? Good grammar and punctuation? Sober.
Posted by: ColdChef on January 27, 2007 09:41 PMFeel free to email me if you'd like Miss Tizzie's cellular telephone number. She should be awake by now.
Posted by: ColdChef on January 28, 2007 01:12 PMFeel free to email me if you'd like Miss Tizzie's cellular telephone number. She should be awake by now.
Posted by: ColdChef on January 28, 2007 01:12 PMI couldn't take the tiara off! I might have had crown hair!
WOOOHOOO, we had fun! Vidiot and B. and Dana did a fine job of representing y'all. I hear there's a space chimp named after me, as a monkey tribute.
Vidiot has pictures - I have cupcakes.
Posted by: tizzie on January 28, 2007 09:07 PMThe essential question is: does Vidiot have pictures of your cupcakes?
*leers Thunderslutesquely*
Posted by: romakimmy on January 29, 2007 10:40 AMLupo, I missed you! Ask Dana, I must have said a million times, "Oh, jpoulos would like this party! I wish jpoulos were here!"
And then I'd straighten my tiara, and have another cupcake.
Actually, I wish all of you had been there. Dana and Vidiot were the life of the party. Vidiot is the one who took pictures though, and I think he's probably still asleep - he had the longest travel time. So they'll be posted eventually!
I've got a couple from lunch on Saturday that my hubby took - I'll stick 'em on the Flickr.
Aine, Vidiot said you called to wish me well - thank you! And ColdChef, you came thisclose to getting drunk dialed when Dana and I were having our nightcap after 2 a.m. We were so grownup, what with me being 50 and all.
Posted by: tizzie on January 29, 2007 01:03 PMThe pictures are awesome.
Thanks, you two. You are the wind beneath my blankets. Oh, wait, maybe that's the Skyline.
Posted by: tizzie on January 30, 2007 01:23 PMReally good gorilla article in Salon today.
And Vidiot, I let the WOOT monkey fly at work this morning. Hey, it's my birthday. Fook 'em if they can't take a joke.
Posted by: tizzie on January 31, 2007 08:55 AMTizzie -- I'd have still been awake for that 2am drunken call. Maybe not terribly coherent, but I was still awake.
Looks like you all had a lovely time (certainly a much better time than the cat in Vidiot's link above). Glad you had such a great birthday.
Posted by: aine42/czelticgirl on January 31, 2007 04:21 PMCat Washing Machine.
Man. I was sure HOPING that was going to be something else.
Posted by: ColdChef on January 31, 2007 04:22 PMI laughed at the cat washing machine, in spite of myself.
Posted by: dana on February 1, 2007 11:54 AMHello www.9622.net ! :)
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."
I erased the spammy link and left the bad joke, in spite of myself.
Posted by: tizzie on February 9, 2007 03:55 PMHey guys, there's another English person about, :)
I'm a new on www.9622.net
looking forward to speaking to you guys soon
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