It was yesterday, but hey, none of us are that anal.
Thanks, TJ!
And thanks, Jpoulos, too, errr, always.
You all probably already read Izzle-Pfaff, but this is so fookin hilarious that dare you not to pee a little when you do.
Posted by: tizzie on April 27, 2007 04:26 PM[wide-eyed searching site's thread] Where's the fucking cake..?
Excuse me...don't tease a homeless soul like this...I'm hungry for cake. Damn too, you would have thought an actual party would have materialized being 5 fucking candles old here;P
WoooHOOO, look who the monkey dragged in! TCS!
We won $24 on Street Sense in the Derby this afternoon, and drubk up all of our profits, hic!
So that's what a julep at the Derby goes for now, does it?
Posted by: Vidiot on May 8, 2007 12:22 AMSCENE ONE
INT JPO'S LIVING ROOM - FRIDAY EVENING
me: Hey, let's go to Foxwoods [casino] tomorrow. I haven't played the ponies in a while. It will be fun.
me's girlfriend: Sure, that sounds like a great idea!
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
SCENE TWO
INT FOXWOODS CASINO RACEBOOK - SATURDAY AFTERNOON
me: Boy, that two-hour drive kinda sucked, huh?
me's girlfriend: Well, at least we're here now.
me: WTF are all these people doing here? It's friggin standing room only?!
me's girlfriend: Oh shit. It's Kentucky Derby day.
me: AAARGH!!!!
[clubs self to death with racing form]
FIN
Posted by: jpoulos on May 8, 2007 12:23 PM: blinks sleepily :
Hey, what's all this about 'Cake?
: taps mic :
This thing on? :D
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Farewell, beloved bookmark. You are not being deleted from my heart or my bookmarks, only from my crowded toolbar.
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